Shopmas Quotes

#1. Shopmas now begins on Thanksgiving Day. Apparently, escaping the families you cannot stand to spend another minute with on Thanksgiving Day to go buy them gifts is how some Americans show their affection for one another. Weird.

Barry Ritholtz

#2. Wise kings wear shabby clothes, and leave the gold lace to the drum major.

George Bernard Shaw

#3. People would pull the rug out from under me. So I learnt how to dance on a moving carpet.

Wayne Dyer

#4. That's often the best place to beat a goalkeeper, isn't it, between the legs?

Clive Tyldesley

#5. The prizes go to those who meet emergencies successfully. And the way to meet emergencies is to do each daily task the best we can.

William Feather

#6. It doesn't matter if you win or lose, until you lose

Lanny Bassham

#7. If you tell a teammate you're ready to play as tough as you're able to, you'd better go out there and do it.

Larry Bird

#8. You've got to win in your mind before you win in your life.

John Addison

#9. I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.

Rodney Dangerfield

#10. He knows that it's impossible to tell a wolf
from a man if
he keeps his chin up
and his teeth clean.

Toby Barlow

#11. I just want to create amazing music that speaks and defines who I am. I want it to be based on my life and/or what I am going through at that specific time.

Heather Headley

#12. I find it hard to argue with Reagan's old slogan: Trust, but verify.

David Hoffman

#13. After the dustman's compliment, all others are insipid.

Georgiana Cavendish

#14. I wasn't trying to modelI'm not sure where it's going, apart from the pleasure of making beautiful thingsI said I wasn't going to model after having my son. Now I just think, 'Fine, I enjoy the people a lot.' And I haven't found a better part-time job.

Stella Tennant

#15. There's nothing like boxing for getting you in shape.

Christian Bale