Shoeburyness Quotes

#1. SHOEBURYNESS (abs.n.) The vague uncomfortable feeling you get when sitting on a seat which is still warm from somebody else's bottom

Douglas Adams

#2. Shoeburyness n. The vague uncomfortable feeling you get when sitting on a seat which is still warm from someone else's bottom.

Steven Pinker

#3. There's nothing worse than watching an old wrinkly guy going, 'Hey, baby.' You're like, 'Dude, that's lame.' It's cool to fall in love and grow old with someone.

Pete Wentz

#4. Hey, sunshine."
"Daniel.:
Good Lord, baby, Say my name again. I need you to say it in your sleep. When you touch yourself. To no one in particular. Just say it, say it, say it.

Tessa Bailey

#5. There are those among us who find monsters quite attractive, Vesta said.

David Wellington

#6. I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way (s)he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.

Maya Angelou

#7. His character is like an emerald - multifaceted and enhanced by inclusions.

Melika Dannese Lux

#8. You take care of the people you love, but it's true, too, that you take care of the things you own.

Deb Caletti

#9. A life in any sphere that is the expression and outflow of an honest, earnest, loving heart, taking counsel only of God and itself, will be certain to be a life of beneficence in the best possible direction.

J.G. Holland

#10. When I look at my father, I can see that he doesn't get it, either, and right then and there, I realize that there's a big part of me that my parents will never get no matter how many therapy sessions we attend - even if we have a million and one conversations about who I am.

Matthew Quick

#11. On the highest throne in the world, we still sit only on our own bottom.

Michel De Montaigne

#12. Death is just where your suit falls off and now you're in your other suit. You can't see it on this level, but it's all right. Don't worry.

George Harrison

#13. But what are we looking for?"
"You'll know when you find it.

Sarah Winman

#14. Have you ever stopped to really consider how many people we share the universe with? I mean, really. I did the other day, and it made me feel smaller than an ant.

Claire Contreras

#15. I'm convinced that the catastrophes of the next two decades will be so vast as to bring about a world where life, if it survives, will be far simpler - and the technologies, too. Then we will have come full circle to something like life on the savanna.

Kirkpatrick Sale

#16. Let all your things have their places; let each part of your business have its time.

Benjamin Franklin

#17. I didn't dictate sections of 'Visions of Cody'. I typed up a segment of taped conversation with Neal Cassady, or Cody, talking about his early adventures in L.A. It's four chapters.

Jack Kerouac