Shin Guards Quotes

#1. Seth put his ear against the door. "I can't hear anything."
"There are probably ten of them patiently waiting on the far side, ready to pounce."
Brownies are shrimps. All I'd need are some heavy boots, a pair of shin guards, and a weed whacker."
The image made Kendra giggle.

Brandon Mull

#2. Soccer Tip: Try not to land at the bottom of a pile-up, wear tough shoes and shin guards.

Jean M. Cogdell

#3. Is it not reasonable to suspect that if existence were pointless and the universe devoid of meaning, we would never have achieved not only the ability to imagine otherwise, but even the ability to entertain this very thought - to wit, that existence is pointless and the universe devoid of meaning.

Leszek Kolakowski

#4. What if God is a scientist who regards honest seeking after truth as the supreme virtue?

Richard Dawkins

#5. ... If I wanna shit I am going to buy it from the shop... what I need now is a friend on which I can count on... you know the drill.

Deyth Banger

#6. If I'm feeling tired, I just say, 'I'm going to paint my nails purple and put some lipstick on!'

Emma Watson

#7. Beware of advice - even this.

Carl Sandburg

#8. Feeding my children is not like feeding myself: it matters more.

Jonathan Safran Foer

#9. Not to say there's not good TV out there, but I think TV is better when it accurately reflects the world as it is.

Aja Naomi King

#10. When it comes to you, against my better judgment and my will, I find myself promising things I never thought I could promise anyone.

Lilly Black

#11. I don't know about you, but I can tell when someone's lying. They can't look you in the eye - they look you in the bridge of your nose.

Michael Musto

#12. War should never be thought of as something autonomous, but always as an instrument of policy.

Carl Von Clausewitz