Top 100 Sherri Quotes
#1. You go to work, you go home, you've got a family and the sun's still shining ... you're happy. - Sherri L. Smith, (Flygirl, 2008)
Sherri L. Smith
#2. Troy sat down next to Sherri, examining her tray. "Are you going to eat that?" he asked. "I know what went in there." He smiled, looking mysterious. Troy's mother worked in the cafeteria.
Sherri immediately dropped the turkey roll.
Amy LaPalme
#3. In one day, I got mistaken for three different actresses: Wendy Williams, Sherri Shepherd, and Star Jones.
Niecy Nash
#4. If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?
Adam Carolla
#5. Basically, Sherri's idea had to do with bringing Fat's mind down from the cosmic and the abstract to the particular. She had hatched out the practical notion that nothing is more real than a large World War Two Soviet tank.
Philip K. Dick
#6. Write yourself a permission slip to be surprised by someone's potential. Who knows? One day that person could be you.
Sherri Shepherd
#7. My dad and I collaborate on the artwork. He does all of the design and layout. He uses my sketches and drawings or weird things to mix into it or put on the merch.
Sherri DuPree
#8. I wish the army had taught us how to navigate feelings as easily as they did a starless night sky.
Sherri L. Smith
#9. I worked at Sears in the Woodfield Mall as a gift wrapper. I'm actually a great gift wrapper, and the customers were so nice to me. I was only 16, and eventually Sears put me in customer service because I was so friendly.
Sherri Shepherd
#10. If you don't go towards the thing you fear, you won't be able to say you lived.
Sherri Shepherd
#11. I don't want a relationship that just looks good on the outside. It's more important that it feels great on the inside.
Sherri Rifkin
#12. My father was and is a great father. My father always wanted to do stand-up. He wanted to be an actor. But instead he did two jobs. He did customer service at a hospital and he worked as a waiter at night. He pretty much sacrificed everything for his daughters.
Sherri Shepherd
#13. Since the Gods of hangovers ignore you I hope the Deities of STD's bestow you with rotten crotch.
Sherri Desbois
#14. Once I accepted Christ I immediately had peace. I still didn't have a place to live, I still didn't have a car, but I had peace.
Sherri Shepherd
#16. I'm going to tell you like it is, then you can tell me how you heard it.
Sherri A. Dub
#17. Trev, remember when I told you about the one thing I missed from my life before I met you?"
Kegan dropped his forearms onto his bent knees, leaned his forehead on them.
"You just met her.
Sherri Desbois
#18. I worked on this Showtime series called 'Beggars and Choosers,' this was like 2000, and Bea Arthur guest-starred on our show. I always loved 'The Golden Girls,' and thought she was a supreme comedy actress, supreme actress period.
Sherri Saum
#19. Listen with your heart, not your brain. the heart only knows TRUTH!
Sherri Bridges Fox
#20. I'm always inspired by people who choose to do what is right, not what is easy.
Sherri Saum
#21. Black people don't talk about diabetes that much. I never knew anything. I thought everyone had an uncle with a leg cut off!
Sherri Shepherd
#22. I mean to explore you thoroughly this time."
"Take heed, Captain. I'm prepared to answer all threats measure for measure.
Sherri Browning
#23. Oh, no secret my dear, just a lot of love and care. Everything flourishes with love and care, don't you think?
Sherri Bryan
#24. I had a lot of guilt as a single mother trying to raise a child. I had to go to work and Jeffrey was screaming that he didn't want me to. You have to give yourself permission to let go of the guilt.
Sherri Shepherd
#25. I don't know how we're going to have this baby because I'm in my forties and I can't even remember my first son's name. But I'm going to have another baby because I'm feeling good.
Sherri Shepherd
#26. God bless you if you have one child, but I don't think anybody should have just one child. Everybody needs a sibling. I have siblings, and I have so many amazing, precious memories with my siblings. I don't know what I would do if I had been an only child.
Sherri Shepherd
#27. It isn't every day you get to watch Satan have a full-blown hissy fit.
Sherri A. Wingler
#28. Hope was like frogs praying for wings so they didn't bump their asses when they hopped. But there weren't any flying fucking frogs!
Sherri Desbois
#29. Working with Tracy Morgan on '30 Rock' is really great. I love Tracy. He's wonderful. Well, until his fish tank caught fire - his apartment burned up and flooded my apartment. We live in the same building, but I'm eight floors below him and we had to evacuate.
Sherri Shepherd
#30. Anybody who knows about having a premature baby, it's horrific. He was part of a twin, and I lost his sister.
Sherri Shepherd
#31. I know that for me I have to get out of the way and let God take control.
Sherri Shepherd
#32. One of the things that I do that I've found from being newly married is that my husband and I, we go in the bathroom and brush our teeth together. And that's when we talk about what's going on in the day, so we get to bond that way.
Sherri Shepherd
#33. A lot of people say it's cathartic to cook, and I'm like, 'How is it cathartic washing all these dishes?'
Sherri Shepherd
#34. I'm a human garbage can, but I don't like veggies unless they have Velveeta cheese on top. And forget crunchy broccoli and carrots. I like 'em soggy, soft and wilted. The nutrients have probably gone away, but that's the only way I can eat them.
Sherri Shepherd
#35. Run towards that very thing that you fear, because there's amazing blessings on the other side.
Sherri Shepherd
#36. I've always been a strong believer that you were born with the hair you've got, but have the ability to get the hair you want.
Sherri Shepherd
#37. Sometimes my husband has to literally pull me away from the computer.
Sherri Shepherd
#38. Soaps might not be the most highly regarding medium but it was a crucial springboard for me and I am forever grateful for it.
Sherri Saum
#39. I want to know how to feel good while I'm in the gym, because I'm mad while I'm on the treadmill. I've got that angry-lady face the entire time.
Sherri Shepherd
#40. A family is a group of people who are committed to loving and supporting one another. It's just that simple.
Sherri Saum
#41. My sisters have been baptized and my dad is a deacon at his church now. Sadly my mother passed away but what I can say is that the Jehovah Witnesses took very good care of her up until she died.
Sherri Shepherd
#43. I have so much hair; I have a separate wig closet in my house.
Sherri Shepherd
#44. But you want a placid pond, a glassy surface to reflect your own casual desires and nothing more. You will never fathom the depths of my savage ocean.
Sherri Gaillard
#45. Oh my goodness, I'm in love with Channing Tatum, although I think I'm too old to play his love interest. They'd probably cast me as his grandmomma's friend or something like that, but anything to be in a movie with Channing.
Sherri Shepherd
#46. The Bible says that the sins of the fathers are visited upon the sons to the seventh generation. But I believe it's the daughters who bear the brunt of most family sins. At least that's so in my family.
Sherri Wood Emmons
#47. Because of what I loved at 7, I still get jobs in my 60's. Guess who got the job? Crazy Ray.
Ray Bradbury
Sherri Rabinowitz
#48. The thing I'm finally learning is that someone can be your best friend in the world, but you're not necessarily theirs. I
Sherri L. Smith
#49. I opened the diary that is my life this morning, and began again with the words - I am grateful.
Sherri Lynea Gerek
#50. If you're colored, you get the short end of the stick. If you're a woman, you get the short end of the stick. So what do we get for being colored and women?
Sherri L. Smith
#51. I come from a background of 40 pages a day. The other side of the coin is quality can suffer a bit on those shows and you can get into some bad habits but thanks to those days, I can do memorization in my sleep.
Sherri Saum
#52. I've always had a quirky way of looking at things. It's my coping mechanism.
Sherri Shepherd
#53. I didn't see my son the entire time I did 'Dancing With the Stars.' The only time I saw Jeffrey was when he came to the show Monday and Tuesday nights to watch me dance. You literally rehearse six to eight hours every single day - 40 to 50 hours a week.
Sherri Shepherd
#54. If you have never said "Excuse me" to a parking meter or bashed your shins on a fireplug, you are probably wasting too much valuable reading time.
Sherri Chasin Calvo
#55. I burn a lot of stuff. My son, bless his heart, eats it anyway. But he makes a face!
Sherri Shepherd
#56. I'm just so against kids being on Twitter because they are not thinking about the ramifications of what they are saying or the emotion of how they say it.
Sherri Shepherd
#57. ...it's been amazing- not perfect, but amazing. I'm actually glad of the nonperfection because that has made our relationship feel more grounded, solid, and real than what I had (...), which just cruised blithely along, deceptively perfect, until it crashed and burned in a fiery wreck.
Sherri Rifkin
#58. And there it is. I love my mother. And I kick myself for not being able to show it. Because she still loves me, even if she sucks at it sometimes. She
Sherri L. Smith
#59. Being a Jehovah's Witness, it was really a trip. We had to go from door to door, and we weren't allowed to associate with the other children. It was a lot of rules.
Sherri Shepherd
#60. When I first started wearing wigs, I didn't know you had to anchor them down with bobby pins. I walked out during a windy day and my wig blew off and got stuck to a branch. I was walking while my wig was hanging! If that's not the most embarrassing thing ... but you have to use bobby pins.
Sherri Shepherd
#61. I do a lot of stairs, a lot of planks, a lot of squats, a lot of treadmill, a lot of screaming - and I do it four times a week.
Sherri Shepherd
#62. When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show that had gotten cancelled. Basically, I rented a wedding gown; the reception hall smelled like feet.
Sherri Shepherd
#63. My dad worked two jobs and moved us to the suburbs, and just being a black person, I went through a lot of racism and being called names and being bullied every single day. And it was hard. I didn't have any friends.
Sherri Shepherd
#65. I'm not the settling-down type, I'm afraid. I think I'm cursed with a touch of Dating ADD.
Sherri Rifkin
#66. All beings desire pleasure, a surcease of need or want, and there is no shame in that.
Sherri L. King
#67. I think it's really important that the anti-bullying messages get into schools and become a staple in every school.
Sherri Saum
#68. My faith means everything to me. God and I talk constantly.
Sherri Shepherd
#70. Growing up, we didn't have any money - we shopped where you picked your shoes out of a bin. When I was little, I said, 'When I grow up, I'm going to have nice shoes.'
Sherri Shepherd
#71. I grew up in an average middle-class family. I don't think I even knew any friends who were fostered or adopted.
Sherri Saum
#72. I love working. If somebody took away my jobs, I don't know what I would do. I'm just the kind of person who has to stay busy.
Sherri Shepherd
#73. I am on the power toothbrush train and I'm asking people to try to using an Oral B power toothbrush. I just started using one and I cannot believe that I waited this long to use a power toothbrush. It's so much easier than using a manual toothbrush.
Sherri Shepherd
#74. There's something straight in the way she stands that says she's seen what the world looks like from the clouds.
Sherri L. Smith
#75. I've been to sorrow's kitchen and licked all of the pots.
Zora Neale Hurston
Sherri Rosen
#76. I can't swim and I'm terrified of drowning, but I still love being by water - just not in it.
Sherri Shepherd
#77. I've always liked the fact that I could make people laugh at crazy stuff that has happened to me. If it makes you feel better at me falling down the stairs ... then I'm going to do it.
Sherri Shepherd
#78. I am a type-2 diabetic, and they took me off medication simply because I ate right and exercised. Diabetes is not like a cancer, where you go in for chemo and radiation. You can change a lot through a basic changing of habits.
Sherri Shepherd
#79. I was homeless for a little bit. I was on people's couches, but it was an amazing journey. I got to make people laugh all the way.
Sherri Shepherd
#80. I love the honesty of New Yorkers. When a New Yorker says 'let's do lunch,' they actually mean it. In L.A., when they say 'let's do lunch,' they're just trying to say good-bye.
Sherri Shepherd
#81. Realizing that the majority of kids that get molested feel that it is their fault, along with shame, those kids have no idea what to say or do to try to report anything, and add that with the lack of education, it is a complete recipe for disaster that leads to non-reporting of molestation.
Sherri Shepherd
#82. When I am old and addled I will make coronets like Cad, that have nothing to do with history, but represent the whimsy and cobwebs in my brain.
Sherri Baldy
#83. I have this really morbid, awesome love for the movie 'Black Swan.'
Sherri Saum
#84. I believe God has called His people to be a light in darkness.
Sherri Shepherd
#85. If it wasn't for my trainer - who comes looking for me three times a week before 7 A.M. - I wouldn't get my butt out of bed and into the gym. There are many mornings when I think about faking a sprained ankle, but I just put it out of my head and make myself go.
Sherri Shepherd
#86. My priority is my son and my husband, and I have a lot of spinning plates, so I try to make sure they're not one of them.
Sherri Shepherd
#87. I would make people who bullied me laugh, so that's my defense mechanism.
Sherri Shepherd
#88. We have a lot of historical and religious baggage in our culture. It's ancient; we are clannish as a species. We like things to fit into boxes, and it's unfortunate because humans are unique and should be celebrated and embraced as such.
Sherri Saum
#89. At night, I try to sneak in some of the shows that I love. I can't live without '30 Rock' - I was a fan before I joined the show in 2007 - and 'The Office.' 'Revenge' is my drama. And I love Jimmy Kimmel if I can stay up late enough to watch him.
Sherri Shepherd
#90. I was taught not to confront and interrupt people, but that's what I do every day on 'The View.'
Sherri Shepherd
#91. It's easier than you might think to make a difference in a kid's life. There are no special requirements you have to have - you just kind of have to love the kids, and that comes naturally for me.
Sherri Saum
#92. Calliope feathers on the wings of my hopes and my dreams,
To some day fly high in the lavender sky.
A warm wind caresses my face,
And my heart overflows with grace.
The dawn breaks to herald a dazzling new day,
As I hover, zip, zoom The Hummingbird Way.
Sherri Lynea Gerek
#93. It had been so long since she had felt the touch of a man. Too long. She had almost forgotten that ripe, heavy throb of attraction and desire that could instantly drug her body and mind more thoroughly than any hard liquor.
Sherri L. King
#94. Stylistically speaking I would put us in the pop/rock vein. Although our songs tend to have a darker or moodier current running through them than usual pop/rock. I would say our music is very honest. We're not trying to be anybody or anything for anyone
Sherri DuPree
#95. When I was creating my Luxhair Now wig line, I was listening to what my fans were saying online because I wanted to make something that the average woman could wear to work.
Sherri Shepherd
#96. I believe in Jesus Christ as my Lord and savior. I believe that Jesus died for my sins, and rose again, and that's my belief. I still don't know what 'Christian' means. I'm a follower of Christ, but I keep making a whole bunch of mistakes. And I thank God for forgiveness.
Sherri Shepherd
#97. I take the subway all the time here in New York. I love people watching and trying to figure out everybody's background, especially teenagers - they're so uninhibited when they display puppy love. I concoct stories in my mind: 'Are you guys like Romeo and Juliet?'
Sherri Shepherd
#98. The best piece of advice someone has ever given me was 'do it scared.' And no matter if you're scared, just go ahead and do it anyway because you might as well do it scared, so it will get done and you will feel so much better if you step out of your comfort zone.
Sherri Shepherd
#99. I'd love to have First Lady Michelle Obama over and ask, 'How do you make your marriage work?' I think the president is sexy as all get-out, but he has got to get on her nerves some kind of way. He's this wonderful, powerful man, but she sees him leaving his socks on the floor.
Sherri Shepherd
#100. I get along very well with the cast of '30 Rock.' I guess I bring a certain quirkiness to the show as well. I'm just thankful they keep asking me. I didn't think I was going to be asked back so every time they say, 'We want you back,' I'm screaming. I'm jumping up and down and screaming.
Sherri Shepherd
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