Sharpener Cavetown Quotes

#1. When I first heard the term 'training bra,' I was freaked out. I was pretty young and I said, 'Did you just say training bra? They're training their chests? I had no idea.' See some lady, her boobs are everywhere. 'What's her deal?' Those are untrained titties.

Demetri Martin

#2. Why else do you think the world destroyed itself?' 'It was an accident!' 'Yes, and who caused the accident? Men!

Jean Ure

#3. Perhaps the sad and empty language that today's flabby humanity pours forth, will, in all its horror, in all its boundless absurdity, re-echo in the heart of a solitary man who is awake, and then perhaps that man, suddenly realizing that he does not understand, will begin to understand.

Arthur Adamov

#4. It took me 14 years to write 'Crazy Brave' because I kept changing the form and I also kept running away from the story. I said I don't really want to write about myself. But it's about writing about memory.

Joy Harjo

#5. There is no recipe to be a great teacher, that's what is unique about them.

Robert Sternberg

#6. Instead,
she's as still
as a leaf-littered pond,
dark water evaporating,
waiting desperately for rain.

Emma Cameron