Sharp Witty Quotes

#1. If you fight angry, you make a lot of mistakes, and when you fight a sharp, witty fighter like me, you can't make mistakes.

Floyd Mayweather Jr.

#2. I was going to write a sharp witty email full of devastating one-liners but I suspect you want something nicer than that

Lucy Robinson

#3. I think about our fights the day after we have them. I am sharp, witty. I kick your ass. The things I never think about until the moment's passed. Delayed. Little victories and closing summations.

Chloe Brushwood Rose

#4. And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!

Susan Kay

#5. Make sure it is God's trumpet you are blowing-
if it is only yours it won't wake the dead,
it will simply disturb the neighbours.

W. Ian Thomas

#6. I know the bestseller 'Gone Girl' doesn't need an ounce of support from me, but that book was as sharp and witty as they come.

Jami Attenberg

#7. I praise God for you, sir: your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious; pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, audacious without impudency, learned without opinion, and strange with-out heresy.

William Shakespeare

#8. -"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid.

Lloyd Alexander

#9. I am so frickin' cool and delicious and pretty and witty and sharp! I love every inch of me! Who wouldn't?

Kris Carr