Shambling Guide Quotes

#1. I think the one person that has the most influence on me is the Lord.

Melky Cabrera

#2. Our flesh shrinks from what it dreads and responds to the stimulus of what it desires by a purely reflex action of the nervous system. Our eyelid closes before we are aware that the fly is about to enter our eye.

James Joyce

#3. The problem with writing a monthly book is that you're going through your work like a man running for a bus, red-faced and out of breath. There isn't time for reflection or critical self-examination.

J. Michael Straczynski

#4. Revenge, that thirsty dropsy of our souls, makes us covet that which hurts us most.

Philip Massinger

#5. It's a little sobering to think that everyone we have ever seen, or will ever see, will someday be dead. And it's depressing to consider that this may mean absolutely nothing.

Wayne Holland

#6. Every man has the right to risk his own life in order to preserve it. Has it ever been said that a man who throws himself out the window to escape from a fire is guilty of suicide?

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

#7. He once envied the humans because they were given the Earth, but looking at her, he wondered if maybe Paradise was to be found in a person and not a place.

J.M. Darhower

#8. You're gonna have to explain all this shit to me, Frank. You don't just tell a guy he's dead and get him to throw a stiff into the river for you and then we fuck off for donuts.

Carsten Stroud

#9. Comfort and power can become great enemies of true spirituality, which explains why we often say that the prophets come not only to comfort the afflicted, but also to afflict the comfortable.

Brian D. McLaren

#10. She whistled long and low. "Vampires really are bastards, aren't they?"
-"What was your first clue?" Arthur asked dryly.

Mur Lafferty

#11. The best ground untilled, soonest runs out into rank weeds. A man of knowledge that is negligent or uncorrected, cannot but grow wild and godless.

Joseph Hall

#12. I spent a lot of hours on the baseball field doing whatever I could do to get better.

Evan Longoria

#13. I wish I had covered all my tracks completely cause I'm so afraid
Is that the light at the far end of the tunnel or just the train?

Owl City

#14. That is the key to navigating this life - don't take it too seriously. That's when the party begins.

RuPaul

#15. Are you going to eat her here, Mr. Rand, or should I prepare her to go?

Mur Lafferty