Sexually Harassing Quotes

#1. Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.

Homer

#2. (She grabbed him for a bear hug.)
Stop sexually harassing me, Mom. (Nick)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#3. Red always felt a little too big for his own body, like he was a clumsy ox locked in the china shop that was romance.

Barry Reese

#4. If hope is just a mere wish, if it is just like making friends with fantasy, then consciousness will not respond to it. But if it is something significant, like a vision that is trying to blossom inside the heart of an individual, then consciousness will be elevated.

Sri Chinmoy

#5. I liked human beings, but I did not love human nature.

Ellen Glasgow

#6. You're only going to be as good as the stuff you surround yourself with.

Austin Kleon

#7. There are a lot of times when I walk into a room and forget why I walked in there. I'm going through some studies right now, and I am going to do a brain scan.

Jim McMahon