Sexcellent Quotes

#1. They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.

Ryan North

#2. The dummies and slackers, by their mere existence, are imposing a negative externality on the skilled and dedicated,

Avinash K. Dixit

#3. Then I began to play. Variations on a G major chord, the most wonderful chord known to mankind, infinitely happy. I could live inside a G major chord, with Grace, if she was willing. Everything uncomplicated and good about me could be summed up by that chord.

Maggie Stiefvater

#4. Another thing to strive for: reading your history should move the melancholy to laughter, increase the joy of the cheerful, not irritate the simple, fill the clever with admiration for its invention, not give the serious reason to scorn it, and allow the prudent to praise it.

Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

#5. Question everything - ban nothing

Mick Hume

#6. Michael Jackson is what happens when you keep fixin' it until it's broke!

Richard Jeni

#7. My mother always told me if I rode a motorcycle with a boy, she'd kill me."
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She couldn't hear him laugh, but she felt his body shake. "She wouldn't say that if she knew me," he called back to her confidently. "I'm an excellent driver."
-Clary & Jace, pg.289-

Cassandra Clare

#8. I once knew a guy that everyone called Trodon because his face looked like it had been trod on.

Richard Flanagan

#9. When I get on a plane these days, I go first class.

Marla Gibbs

#10. The technologist's tendency to commit all his resources to new technology,

Michael Lewis

#11. The landscape affects the human psyche - the soul, the body and the innermost contemplations - like music. Every time you feel nature deeper you resonate better with her, finding new elements of balance and freedom ...

Nikos Kazantzakis

#12. A struggle with shyness is in every actor more than anyone can imagine.

Marilyn Monroe