Seth Sorenson Quotes

#1. I used to wonder why people made New Jersey jokes. I don't anymore.

E.J. Copperman

#2. Don't let the brownies bite.

Brandon Mull

#3. Hello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. It's like talking to myself but slightly more pathetic.

Brandon Mull

#4. Richard Nixon was a serial collector of resentments.

Rick Perlstein

#5. I know that God is working through me within this sport. I know He's put me here for a purpose and it's not just to win medals. Winning is great and hopefully it gives me a platform to spread His love and spread His Word, but at the end of the day, I'm called to do what He wants me to do.

Elana Meyers

#6. It means that the silver coins of the United States at whatever ratio is fixed, and I want the present ratio that we have now, 16 to 1, maintained precisely as it is.

Richard Parks Bland

#7. Thought dissolves the material universe by carrying the mind up into a sphere where all is plastic.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#8. The way to finish the book is to turn down the volume on the stuff that's all about how other people react.

David Lipsky

#9. I was hanging out with Jonathan Richman last night.

Evan Dando

#10. And a man's life's no more than to say "One."

William Shakespeare

#11. Seth hustled over. "What's the password?"
"Passwords are for sissies," Warren's muffled voice responded.
"Works for me," Seth said, unlocking the door and opening it.

Brandon Mull

#12. The Universe does not judge; it conspires in favor of what we want. That is why the Warrior has the courage to look into the dark places of his soul in order to ensure that he is not asking for the wrong things. And he is always very careful about what he thinks.

Paulo Coelho

#13. Grover went off with his satyr friends to spread the word about our strange encounter with the magic of Pan. Within an hour, the satyrs were all running around agitated, asking where the nearest espresso bar was.

Rick Riordan

#14. Whatever you do," Seth said around a chewy mouthful, "try not to leave me down here too long. You can only play a certain amount of Yahtzee games in a row before you become a lunatic."
"I'll keep that in mind.

Brandon Mull

#15. Text talk? How can the art of writing, once performed by monastic scribes, have degenerated into little more than creative candyfloss?

Fennel Hudson

#16. The act of planting was thus an act of faith and patience.

Sandy Tolan

#17. There is something remarkably and peculiarly English about the passion for sitting on damp seats watching open-air drama only the English have mastered the art of being truly uncomfortable while facing up to culture.

Sheridan Morley