Sensei Kunshu Quotes

#1. Why does God allow evil in the world? To thicken the plot.

Ramakrishna

#2. I don't go around gratuitously shooting people and then bragging about it afterward in seedy space-rangers bars, like some cops I could mention! I go around shooting people gratuitously and then I agonize about it afterward for hours to my girlfriend!

Douglas Adams

#3. Whenever a people are bound together in loyalty to a story that includes something as strange as the Sermon on the Mount, we are put at odds with the world.

Stanley Hauerwas

#4. I went into umpiring at age 16. I got into officiating because of the fact that I could not stand the referees that worked our basketball games.

Doug Harvey

#5. ...wary as any burnt child with an unfamiliar fire to contend with.

Suzette Haden Elgin

#6. It often is a terrible insult to some families if one of the kids turns out to be an artist and that's one way to really shake up the family if you haven't got nerve enough to turn into a homosexual.

Kurt Vonnegut

#7. I think feminism means what it has always meant - women want to use all their gifts, all their talents and be judged impartially for them. I don't think feminism has ever meant anything else.

Erica Jong

#8. Somewhere between the janitor and the CEO, reasons stop mattering.

Steve Jobs