Sejarah Funny Quotes

#1. You can get past a mistake, but it's much harder to get past being a cruel person.

Jennifer Brown

#2. If im lucky, i will never have to see you again. Because if i do, that means we are at war, and id have to hurt you

Amanda Hocking

#3. For years, I never knowingly went on a holiday. When I travelled, it was for work. Now I am a huge advocate, particularly to places which have amazing wildlife, such as Antarctica, India and Patagonia.

Miranda Richardson

#4. I was always about the team, regardless of our relationship wasn't working out or didn't work out.

Rajon Rondo

#5. I find the positive in the negative all the time. Any time you give something power, it wins, and it can continuously happen, so I just let negative people know they have no place in my life. They have no place around my children.

Monica Denise Brown

#6. Music is for people. The word 'pop' is simply short for popular. It means that people like it. I'm just a normal jerk who happens to make music. As long as my brain and fingers work, I'm cool.

Eddie Van Halen

#7. You're much more likely to reach your goals if they're your goals, speaking to your desires, rather than the desires of outside influences. Goals that are meaningful to you will keep you inspired and driven towards success.

Jillian Michaels

#8. I was once being interviewed by Barbara Walters ... In between two of the segments she asked me ... "But what would you do if the doctor gave you only six months to live?" I said, "Type faster.

Isaac Asimov

#9. Formula feeding is the longest lasting uncontrolled experiment lacking informed consent in the history of medicine.

Frank Oski

#10. So we make this big loan, most of it comes back to the United States, the country is left with the debt plus lots of interest, and they basically become our servants, our slaves. It's an empire. There's no two ways about it. It's a huge empire. It's been extremely successful.

John Perkins