Seabirds Kitchen Quotes

#1. I'm a Polaroid developing in reverse

Tyler Knight

#2. Close enough to fuck was close enough to shank him with a dagger hidden in the crease of some chick's jean shorts.

Jane Seville

#3. Some have sought to avoid suffering by avoiding desire. Thus they have only small desires and small sufferings, poor fools.

Peter J. Carroll

#4. Life has taught Alice Bhatti that every little step forward in life is preceded by a ritual humiliation. Every little happiness asks for a down payment. Too many humiliations and a journey that goes in circles means that her face is permanently in the red. She accepts that role. 'I'll do my best'.

Mohammed Hanif

#5. He laughed. "You met a boy and ate him?"
"I did not write that!"
"Yes, actually you did. I'm guessing you meant to say you met and went out to eat.

Alyssa Rose Ivy

#6. You know, for one glorious half hour, I was the mother of the president-elect.

Barbara Bush

#7. On the day he had colonic irrigation: 'I feel I lost my virginity that day in so many ways.'

Ben Affleck

#8. What I love about the East End is that there's a great perseverance, determination and courage. What I dislike about it is that there is sometimes a celebration of ignorance.

Eddie Marsan

#9. There is no limit to which a man will not go to avoid thinking.

Thomas A. Edison

#10. We are so fond of being out in Nature because it has no opinions of us.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#11. Never be worth more dead than alive

Terry Wright

#12. You'll find us rough, sir, but you'll find us ready.

Charles Dickens