Screwball Noir Quotes

#1. I didn't shoot anybody, no sir ... I'm just a patsy.

Lee Harvey Oswald

#2. The renaissance of Christian philosophy has been accompanied by a resurgence of interest in natural theology, that branch of theology that seeks to prove God's existence apart from divine revelation.

William Lane Craig

#3. My own experience is that once a story has been written, one has to cross out the beginning and the end. It is there that we authors do most of our lying.

Anton Chekhov

#4. Who leaves behind all human bonds
And has cast off the bonds of heaven,
Detached from all bonds everywhere:
He is the one I call a brahmin.

Gautama Buddha

#5. Lies are so suburban...But murder is nice and clean.

Carole Morin

#6. We had these throwbacks who would do stuff like printing their emails out on paper to read them, or asking you for your goddamn fax number two decades after you had thrown away your fax machine.

Neal Stephenson

#7. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the
government does not first take from somebody else.

Adrian Rogers

#8. There are ghosts everywhere," Ser Jorah said softly. "We carry them with us wherever we go.

George R R Martin

#9. We must forget our past because our past was a life according to the thoughts of people and not God

Sunday Adelaja

#10. All green and fair the summer lies, Just budded from the bud of spring, With tender blue of wistful skies, And winds that softly sing.

Sarah Chauncey Woolsey

#11. I like stirring things up. I'm on the side of the kids more than I am on the adults. And occasionally I find some adults that have that same mischievous streak, so I don't get in too much trouble.

William Joyce

#12. Sport is imposing order on what was chaos.

Antony Starr