Top 2 Scratching Balls Quotes
#1. To his inner ear, the cardinal speaks. He says, I saw you, Crumb, when you were at Elvetham: scratching your balls in the dawn and wondering at the violence of the king's whims. If he wants a new wife, fix him one. I didn't, and I am dead.
Hilary Mantel
#2. What are you going to do first when we get out of here?"
"Have a bath. What about you?"
"I'm torn between drinking, showering, and pizza."
"You're such a guy you might as well have said 'scratching my balls and getting my prostate examined'.
Eve Dangerfield
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