Scratcher Quotes

#1. Who's there?"
"The scratcher of your itch," he said.
She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. "Was that supposed to be romantic?

Jill Shalvis

#2. It'd make a good back-scratcher.

Sarah J. Maas

#3. Even Charles Darwin, that human decoder ring of bizarre behavior, found the idea of saving a stranger's life to be a total head-scratcher.

Christopher McDougall

#4. Life on earth is a head-scratcher for anyone who's paying attention. This place has been a bad match for me since I was four.

Anne Lamott

#5. It has been hard to get my head around how Justice Antonin Scalia rationalizes his decisions. His body blow to the Voting Rights Act was a head scratcher, but at least he was calm when he attempted to justify his odd logic.

Henry Rollins

#6. She wriggled the demon's fingers a bit more. "It'd make a good back-scratcher." Rowan only frowned. "Killjoy," she said, and chucked the arm onto the torso of the Wyrdhound.

Sarah J. Maas

#7. You can tell by the way a baby 'talks' whether he or she is going to grow up to become heterosexual or homosexual. Babies who say ga ga goo goo grow up to become heterosexual, whereas babies who say ga ga gay gay grow up to become homosexual.

Nobbie Scratcher

#8. I think it's just really made me appreciate life more. I've known people die before that and I was really rattled by it but when it hit so close to home ... it was just so different. I just thought about what I really wanted to do. I want to be a pro surfer and that's what I'm going to do.

Mick Fanning

#9. When are aliens ever not evil?"
"E.T.?" Rome said.

Nnedi Okorafor

#10. It really is the most poetic thing i know about physics: you are all stardust.

Lawrence M. Krauss

#11. The noise of the trees, the breaking of moon into silver fish bouncing off the leaves of asters outside.

Michael Ondaatje

#12. You have to learn how to harness technology so you can use it for positive stuff without being disconnected from nature.

Talib Kweli