Schrute Scott Quotes

#1. Citizenship is what makes a republic - monarchies can get along without it.

Mark Twain

#2. Maia was either going to grow up to rule the world or loose a planetwide plague upon the land. Maybe both.

Patricia Briggs

#3. From an early age, I knew I would become a scientist. It may have been my brother Sam's doing. He interested me in the laws of falling bodies when I was ten and helped my father equip a basement chemistry lab for me when I was fifteen. I became skilled in the synthesis of selenium halides.

Sheldon Lee Glashow

#4. Affected simplicity is a subtle imposture.

Francois De La Rochefoucauld

#5. Ten thousand skies, and a million worlds, and it still wouldn't be enough for me to share with you. Nothing less than forever will do.

Claudia Gray

#6. The real truth is splintered and spread throughout time.

Terence McKenna

#7. The Light save me from men who think with the hair on their chests.

Robert Jordan

#8. I was Patient Zero. The first person to have their reputation completely destroyed worldwide via the Internet.

Monica Lewinsky

#9. Attention, Texas Brigade! The eyes of General Lee are upon you. Forward, march!

Maxcy Gregg

#10. Pete Dye introduced me to golf course design back in the 1960's. He came to my hometown Columbus, Ohio to work on The Golf Club.

Jack Nicklaus