Schneekloth Brian Quotes

#1. There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother told me something that, I was like, 'whoa!'

Seth MacFarlane

#2. In the birthing process, you come out just realizing how stupid and weak men are! I mean, I might as well not have been in there, we're useless!

Heath Ledger

#3. Study after study has shown that motivation probably has a larger effect on productivity and quality than any other factor

Steve McConnell

#4. I think that my life changed at 50. Many things happened. Menopause, the end of youth and my daughter died that year after being a whole year in a coma. So I think that I changed and I became an elder at 50.

Isabel Allende

#5. Kids think books are cool, especially when they see that people they think books are cool are reading.

Tyler Hilton

#6. Oh, my beauty!
Oh, my reflection of life!
Oh, my unmet desires!
I am longing for you
tor now and forever!

Debasish Mridha

#7. We need to start talking about child-rearing in the workplace.

Sheryl Sandberg

#8. At first there was nothingthen nothing turned itself inside-out and became something

Sun Ra

#9. Misery loves another idiot with a jukebox where his soul should be.

Steve Almond

#10. Whatever our function does, it will need to have the type String - String; in other words, it must accept a string and return a string.

Bryan O'Sullivan

#11. There's a lot of griping and groaning about wanting to play half-baked new songs live, but you don't want it to just end up on YouTube with like 74 thumbs down: "This is the worst!"

Travis Morrison

#12. Bode Gazzer was five feet six and had never forgiven his parents for it. He wore three-inch snakeskin shitkickers and walked with a swagger that suggested not brawn so much as hemorrhoidal tribulation.

Carl Hiaasen