Schlapman Obituary Quotes

#1. Alas! it is true: "Be polite to bores and so shall you have bores always round about you."

Emily Post

#2. War did indeed make strange bedfellows of people.

Kate Atkinson

#3. She seems somewhat morose and out of sorts. Do you beat her often?'
'I must admit that I do not.'
'There is the answer! Beat her well; beat her often! It will bring roses to her cheeks! There is nothing better to induce good cheer in a woman than a fine constitutional beating.

Jack Vance

#4. If the religious spirit be ever mentioned in any historical narration, we are sure to meet afterwards with a detail of the miseries which attend it. And no period of time can be happier or more prosperous, than those in which it is never regarded or heard of.

David Hume

#5. There are few plants that are ugly. It's how you use them that may not be pretty.

Christian Louboutin

#6. If everyone's comfortable, you can pretty much make any kind of movie that the director wants.

Jeff Fahey

#7. wild discipline by a dozen red-shirted men. The remaining half of the black-armored Arsiyah dismounted to confront the barred gate. They could not know, as Zelikman saw plainly from the top of the rise, that the Rus had abandoned, or perhaps it would be more accurate to say they

Michael Chabon

#8. Identifying Your Dream
Some people can easily identify one primary dream. For others, a dream is more elusive. These people often have many dreams at once, or a general idea of a dream that never takes a specific shape.

SARK

#9. You don't owe anybody the present other than yourself. Take time for you. Respect yourself and your privacy. Set boundaries.

Demi Lovato