Schaffner Elementary Quotes

#1. When I was younger, I listened to the greats: Winters, Mel and Carl, Nichols and May, Pryor, Carlin, Klein, Berman and lots of Lenny Bruce albums. But once I started doing fairly well, I didn't want to hear anybody's jokes or premises.

Richard Lewis

#2. Tennessee Williams was a gifted talker with a beautiful accent and we had lots of things in common.

Gloria Swanson

#3. She says that what you did was a cry for help."
"It was," I say. "That's why I was yelling 'Heeeelp!' I don't really go in for subtlety.

Holly Black

#4. Professor McGonagall, the Headmaster set fire to a chicken!"
"He wha-

Eliezer Yudkowsky

#5. I'm a deeply spiritual person, and I strongly believe that God is watching over me!

Mahesh Bhupathi

#6. During recording I was into yoga hard and I was very sober and clear minded. But when I went to mix I took a break from that.

Gonjasufi

#7. My favorite meal to make for myself is meatloaf.I prepare the the ground beef (I don't use anything else) and flatten it out so it's about 1/2 inch thick, then I spread shredded cheddar all over it, then I roll it up. It's amazing. Like a big cheeseburger.

Tim Gunn

#8. Looks like you suck at volleyball just as much as you do at making late night phone calls.

E.J. Squires

#9. Satire among the Romans, but not among the Greeks, was a bitter invective poem.

John Dryden

#10. She... tried to ignore what Aeron's presence did to her. What both of them did to her. Especially when they were watching her with barely concealed hunger. ...

Savannah Stuart

#11. There are only two ways we can be beaten: we die or we give up. And we're not giving up.

Tom Clancy