Scamardella Funeral Parlor Quotes

#1. Good will starts out fat and sweet
as tub butter and turns slowly rancid.
It must be made again daily
if we want it fresh.

Marge Piercy

#2. After he was assassinated, his family and the men who had served him continued the lying and began the destruction, censoring and hiding of JFK's medical records.

Richard Reeves

#3. Some people are so stiff-necked that they cannot think any other way than their own preconceived ideas.

Suman Pokhrel

#4. He was on the edge of a cliff. And he wasn't jumping, he was diving, a huge swan dive, like those famous cliff-top divers in some exotic place he'd seen on television once. Only they landed safely, bodies cutting into seawater like knife blades.

And his dive was a killing one.

B.D. Roca

#5. Non-violence, which is the quality of the heart, cannot come by an appeal to the brain.

Mahatma Gandhi

#6. If He wasn't going to use that hard thing for your good, it wouldn't have happened. He had to sign off on every single thing that touches your life.

James MacDonald

#7. Ngari-ngari - literally

Jack London

#8. If I'm home, I'll be happy. And if I'm around family, and if I'm working on projects with friends, I don't know what else I'd want to be doing.

Howard Warren Buffett

#9. I think every script I read has something that sends me into a state of panic but that usually makes me want to do it.

Lily Rabe

#10. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Oscar Levant

#11. If you are going to wrestle a bear, try to stay away from all fish oil products, you know. I mean it's tough for me, because I love to rub myself with salmon oil every day - it's a great conditioner for the hair, skin.

Will Ferrell

#12. It was only wishful thinking. And whether wishes were made by blowing out birthday candles or on a shooting star, they never came true.

Jessica Sorensen

#13. Cats will outsmart dogs every time.

John Grogan