Scalzo Funeral Home Quotes

#1. For the thousandth time, Adele Collier, don't open the closet door or you'll get crushed!

Kellyn Roth

#2. I admire the female sex. The life makers. It must be amazing to have a body that can carry an entire creature inside. (I mean, other than a tapeworm, which I've had. That doesn't count as another life, really. That's a parasite and should never have been there in the first place.)

Garth Stein

#3. You can conquer this world only one way: by loving everything, everybody, and the world.

Debasish Mridha

#4. I would not encourage you to go through the sweat, blood, and tears of the recovery process only to reach some kind of mediocre state where you were just 'managing' the illness. It is possible to live without Ed.

Jenni Schaefer

#5. Every opinion based on scientific criticism I welcome.

Karl Marx

#6. It always staggers me when series don't use their sidekicks.

Kevin Whately

#7. No. But I understand her. Life makes people what they are.

Lisa Kleypas

#8. The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.

Sarah Brown

#9. When a kingdom rests on it, I always expect difficulty. Then, if there is none, no blame. But if there is, one is prepared.

Geraldine Brooks

#10. If music is frozen architecture, then the potpourri is frozen coffee-table gossip ... Potpourri is the art of adding apples to pears ...

Arnold Schoenberg

#11. Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows

Nick Bantock

#12. Reservoir Dogs is a small film, and part of its charm was that it was a small film. I'd probably make it for $3 million now so I'd have more breathing room.

Quentin Tarantino

#13. Will you give up Heathcliff hereafter, or will you give up me? It is impossible for you to be my friend and his at the same time; and I absolutely require to know which you choose.

Emily Bronte