Illness Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 14 famous quotes and sayings about illness funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 14 Sayings About Illness Funny

#1. 15 Step is about how if you have mental illness and try to dance you look very funny. Whenever you see me dancing on stage, I'm imitating the mentally ill. - Author: Thom Yorke
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#2. Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. - Author: Julia Sweeney
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#3. I had no idea how to respond, and opted for a smile, which serves me well on most occasions (not if it's something to do with death or illness, though -- I know that now.) - Author: Gail Honeyman
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#4. The man who discovers new knowledge is the permanent benefactor of humanity. - Author: Ayn Rand
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#5. God nowhere asks anyone to have a large church. He only calls us to do his work, proclaiming his Word to people he loves under anointing power of the Holy Spirit to produce results that only he can bring about. - Author: Jim Cymbala
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#6. I'm not one of these 'the characters write themselves; the story just fell out of me' kind of writers. Wish it was like that. - Author: Markus Zusak
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#7. My fear is dying badly, through illness or injury. But what a glorious demise it would be to burn up in space. - Author: William Shatner
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#8. Smiles are a funny thing
and laughter is hilarious.
I smile sometimes
when I am delirious. - Author: Casey Renee Kiser
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#9. My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness. - Author: Dave Barry
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#10. Owe nothing to anyone, except to love one another. - Author: Paul The Apostle
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#11. Mental illness is not funny. - Author: Philip K. Dick
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#12. Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine but very little about health. - Author: Sol Luckman
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#13. How she has held her shit together and clawed her way back to becoming a functioning human being again, I will never know. I couldn't have done it, but she did, and with the help of Cam, she's in a good place. - Author: Lesley Jones
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#14. It's true. Goodfellow is monogamous. he's become a freak. A pervert. Depravity on the cloven hoof."
"Or his balls fell off," suggested another puck who came to the bar. "Or his dick. Anyone who would hang out with Bacchus is bound to get a catastrophic genital rotting illness at some point. - Author: Rob Thurman
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