Top 100 Sayings About Humor And Life

#1. My teacher asked my favorite color. ... I said 'Rainbow'.... and I was punished to stand out of my class.

Saket Assertive

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#2. Life is supposed to have ups and downs. But for me, it's been more like ups and downs ... and downs ... and downs.

James Patterson

Sayings About Humor And Life #3654
#3. Dogs are here to remind us life really is a simple thing. You eat, sleep, take walks, and pee when you must. That's about all there is. They are quick to forgive trespasses and assume strangers will be kind.

Jonathan Carroll

Sayings About Humor And Life #11326
#4. There are essentially three types of people: those who love life more than they fear it, those who fear life more than they love it, and those who have no clue what I'm talking about.

Neel Burton

Sayings About Humor And Life #14289
#5. But one place ain't no different from no place else. People try and make it like everything's new only to find the devil done followed you wherever you moved and all you can do is hold him off whiles you catch your breath

Amina Gautier

Sayings About Humor And Life #16658
#6. Horror. I can't manage it. I become
well
horrified. Self-help books have a similar effect.
When asked, "Any literary genre you simply can't be bothered with?" - (By the Book: Writers on Literature and the Literary Life from the NYT Book Review, by Pamela Paul)

Emma Thompson

Sayings About Humor And Life #18145
#7. One hardly need believe that the events in your life are actually planned as bolts from the blue, sent special delivery from a deity who is testing and training you like a lab rat! And that is what we are saying when we fretfully ask, What can God be trying to teach me through this tragedy?

Robert M. Price

Sayings About Humor And Life #18214
#8. Be proactive; and ready to run if proactive backfires.

Jesse Petersen

Sayings About Humor And Life #21803
#9. To alcohol! The cause of ... and solution to ... all of life's problems

Matt Groening

Sayings About Humor And Life #22277
#10. I think humor is incredibly positive, I think it is life advancing. There's medical research to show that it improves your antibodies. It's all about sense and perspective.

John Cleese

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#11. Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious.

P.G. Wodehouse

Sayings About Humor And Life #24672
#12. I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I know that could never actually happen. In real life I only enter people's nightmares.

Bauvard

Sayings About Humor And Life #27418
#13. There is a story I always tell my students ... when I came for the 1st time to the US. I didn't speak English (Only Spanish) & I saw on every door the word "exit" which in Spanish means Success = Exito. And then I said :"No wonder Americans are winners ,every door they open leads to success

Pablo

Sayings About Humor And Life #29736
#14. He's lighting up my life and I don't even know his name. He's already perfect.

Poppet

Sayings About Humor And Life #29954
#15. It was rather too late in the day to set about being simple-minded and ignorant.

Jane Austen

Sayings About Humor And Life #30972
#16. I feel like I was born the day my kids were and that my life before was only there to gain wisdom for them. The point is you do your best. Your very best every day. You do it and you do it for them!

Drew Barrymore

Sayings About Humor And Life #31902
#17. A loud smile is often a fake laugh.

Saahil Prem

Sayings About Humor And Life #32123
#18. The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.

Terry Pratchett

Sayings About Humor And Life #32458
#19. You would do the same for me. He smiled a big toothy smile before he hopped off my car and walked away, leaving me wondering what was up with the guy in the girl jeans and why I couldn't get him off of my mind.

Magan Vernon

Sayings About Humor And Life #33100
#20. I do believe you would be perfectly happy shut up in your study with your rolls of manuscript all your life, without seeing another human being save a servant to bring you in bread and fruit and water twice a day.

G.A. Henty

Sayings About Humor And Life #33443
#21. Some Saian mountaineer
Struts today with my shield.
I threw it down by a bush and ran
When the fighting got hot.
Life seemed somehow more precious.
It was a beautiful shield.
I know where I can buy another
Exactly like it, just as round.

Archilochos

Sayings About Humor And Life #36444
#22. Live life to the fullest, love deeply and laugh a lot. Be proud of what you see in the mirror and you will have no wrinkles!

Barbara Post-Askin

Sayings About Humor And Life #37221
#23. Most creatures run when they sense danger. People grab a six-pack and a folding chair.

Nenia Campbell

Sayings About Humor And Life #38928
#24. A sense of humor saves your life, and being able to make friends wherever you go.

Jason O'Mara

Sayings About Humor And Life #43329
#25. I'm a great admirer of Primo Levi's work. It's always mind-boggling, the idea of how much pain people can endure and still come back from the edge with a sense of humor, with this tremendous animal desire we have to get on with life.

Allan Gurganus

Sayings About Humor And Life #43690
#26. - Why did blondes vote for Clinton?
- They didn't know how to read and thought she can make their life hilarious!

Bryanna Reid

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#27. So long as you have courage and a sense of humor, it is never too late to start life afresh.

Freeman Dyson

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#28. The question is not how to survive, but how to thrive with passion, compassion, humor and style.

Maya Angelou

Sayings About Humor And Life #46510
#29. He was a glass half full kind of person and she was ... what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind of person. Yikes.

Erin McCarthy

Sayings About Humor And Life #46932
#30. With true love, you can move mountains, make unusual sacrifices, live a life of deprivations and still be happy.

Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Sayings About Humor And Life #50943
#31. I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is 'sarcasm.' In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life.

Andrea Fay Friedman

Sayings About Humor And Life #51244
#32. Black Humor (Umor): a sensation --of the theatrical (and joyless) pointlessness of everything.

Jacques Vache

Sayings About Humor And Life #52789
#33. [In the Universe it may be that] Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on Earth.

Stephen Hawking

Sayings About Humor And Life #56285
#34. I like Dancing of Indian girls more than my parents' prayers . Because they dance with love and passion . But my parents just say their prayers because they got used to it .

Ali Shariati

Sayings About Humor And Life #58168
#35. A life that partakes even a little of friendship, love, irony, humor, parenthood, literature, and music, and the chance to take part in battles for the liberation of others cannot be called 'meaningless' ...

Christopher Hitchens

Sayings About Humor And Life #61334
#36. There is no one who has ever created music with the combination of intelligence, intuition, depth, creativity, and humor that Jerry Garcia has. His work and life will continue to be a limitless source of inspiration for all of us.

Bruce Hornsby

Sayings About Humor And Life #63915
#37. If you were to gather all the minutes wasted on insignificant, immaterial yik yak spent throughout the day and add them up, how much misspent time do you think you'd have? One hour? Two hours? Consider the sunk cost on that. It's unacceptable. One minute wasted is one minute too much.

Ari Gold

Sayings About Humor And Life #67834
#38. Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve.

The Kinks

Sayings About Humor And Life #70997
#39. Isabelle, it's all right for you to be a little afraid, but you should also be very excited and joyful, too. You're about to bring a new life into this world."
"I would rather Winslow do it.

Julie Garwood

Sayings About Humor And Life #74266
#40. You know you've spent a lot of time writing fiction when you meet a new person and instead of asking them about what they do, or where they're from, you ask "what's your backstory?

David Filmore

Sayings About Humor And Life #74271
#41. Humor, in one form or another, is characteristic of every nation; and reflecting the salient points of social and national life, it illuminates those crowded corners which history leaves obscure.

Agnes Repplier

Sayings About Humor And Life #76722
#42. But if you don't watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me.

Marion Ross

Sayings About Humor And Life #78510
#43. My life was full of drama, with the highs and lows of Tyler's daily mood swings and my private innuendos with Vandenberg. There'd never been a movie made that could permanently shift my mood away from my disappointment with myself.

J.C. Patrick

Sayings About Humor And Life #90615
#44. When a boy's first romantic interlude is with Phoebe the Dog-Faced Girl, he feels a need to get out into the world and find a new life.

Annette Curtis Klause

Sayings About Humor And Life #96956
#45. The train hit her with the sound of a meat-filled hefty bag smacking the pavement, and the effect was much the same, I guess. (Dark City Lights)

Warren Moore

Sayings About Humor And Life #103975
#46. Infatuation is when you find somebody who is absolutely perfect. Love is when you realise that they aren't and it doesn't matter.

Sweetdreamer33

Sayings About Humor And Life #104704
#47. Pardon me for not being willing to commit my entire future to you based on two kisses and a blueberry muffin.

Laura Lee Guhrke

Sayings About Humor And Life #105344
#48. As an actor, I'm attracted to drama; as a director, it's humor - because it's the story of my life, and I can't be that serious about it. Being alone is a big theme in all my movies, both as a director and as an actress.

Jodie Foster

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#49. Once you've crawled into what's commonly thought of as the sordid underbelly of life, you realize it's all just different versions of normal.

Josh Kilmer-Purcell

Sayings About Humor And Life #106929
#50. This girl who's slept a hundred years has something after all. It's called Centuryitis, and it has turned me into a man. Oh, what will mamma think when she sees me?!
-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz

Karen Quan

Sayings About Humor And Life #110138
#51. No REGRETS. Just LESSONS learned, BLESSINGS recognized and HUMOR found.

Tanya Masse

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#52. In order to avoid this bitter end, we would all have to be born again, and born with the knowledge of alternatives. Even then?

Maya Angelou

Sayings About Humor And Life #114502
#53. If humor and rumor are needed more than faith and truth,
then it tells me something about the kind of world we live today.

Toba Beta

Sayings About Humor And Life #114888
#54. The story of my marriage, which is the great joy and astonishment of my life, is too much like a fairy tale, the German kind, unsweetened by Disney.

Ann Patchett

Sayings About Humor And Life #117451
#55. I'm gonna go put my earplugs in and practice piano for hours until my fingers bleed. I practice the piano with the focus of Helen Keller - and nothing can distract me from the scent of the music.
-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz

Karen Quan

Sayings About Humor And Life #117818
#56. Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don't judge people by their religion, color or sexual habits, love life and your family.

Madonna Ciccone

Sayings About Humor And Life #125200
#57. Humor is a petal on the flower of hope, and hope blossoms on the vine of faith. They have faith in each other and faith that life has meaning, and from this faith comes their indefatigable good humor, which is their greatest gift to each other - and to me.

Dean Koontz

Sayings About Humor And Life #127173
#58. I'd had a key to the marina's locks at one time, but I'd lost track of it when I got shot, drowned, died, got revived into a coma, haunted my friends for a while, and then woke up in Mab's bed.
(My life. Hell's bells.)

Jim Butcher

Sayings About Humor And Life #127859
#59. Sasha snorted. "I have never in my extremely long life seen anyone take so long to answer a question. It's like you went into your brain and got lost. you need a bread crumb, buddy?" He made a noise like he was calling his pet. "Here Lassie, here. Come back girl.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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#60. Life is a huge farce, and the advantage of possessing a sense of humour is that it enables one to defy fate with mocking laughter.

George Gissing

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#61. I'm dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at them or you go insane.

Jim Butcher

Sayings About Humor And Life #129873
#62. There are no guarantees in life, which is why my motto is to live intensely, love fiercely and to always have two shelties.

Priscilla Cogan

Sayings About Humor And Life #131538
#63. At the end of human; life losses is equal to life gain life earned is equal to life learned and life pain is equal to life lecture. Everything is just one; You!

O.O Michael

Sayings About Humor And Life #133277
#64. Only teasing', Death seemed to be saying over his shoulder with a rictus smile, with good humor and an oddly paternal affection. 'Take care of yourself, okay? We'll play again.

Barry Eisler

Sayings About Humor And Life #137954
#65. Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.

Terry Pratchett

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#66. People who do not eat butterflies will wear their clothes the wrong way, and people who wear their clothes the wrong way are inviting lemmings inside." -- Muzhduk the Ugli the Third

Alexander Boldizar

Sayings About Humor And Life #142187
#67. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!

Ron White

Sayings About Humor And Life #143322
#68. It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

Margaret Cho

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#69. Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.

Carroll Bryant

Sayings About Humor And Life #151825
#70. There are many things evil people can take from you. However, they can never steal your ability to laugh and laugh loud.

Shannon L. Alder

Sayings About Humor And Life #154175
#71. As an author I'm in my head all day and I worry that I lose touch with reality. But then my dog pees on my shoe and I know I've found it again.

Michelle M. Pillow

Sayings About Humor And Life #154627
#72. What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies.

Rudy Giuliani

Sayings About Humor And Life #155750
#73. There is a quiet humor in Yiddish and a gratitude for every day of life, every crumb of success, each encounter of love ... In a figurative way, Yiddish is the wise and humble language of us all, the idiom of a frightened and hopeful humanity.

Isaac Bashevis Singer

Sayings About Humor And Life #156234
#74. Baby, it's either laugh or cry and crying takes way too much energy. If you can't find humor in the shit life heaps on you, you really will grow miserable.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Sayings About Humor And Life #158480
#75. Perhaps naively I thought people understand what humor was, that it was invented by the human race to cope with the dark areas of life, problems and terrors.

Bill Forsyth

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#76. It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver.

Betty White

Sayings About Humor And Life #162611
#77. Warren threatened my life if I left you alone," he said.
"Really?" I asked surprised.
He laughed and nodded his head. "Yea. First, I threatened to kill him. Now he's threatened to kill me. I think we've reached the first level of friendship.

Elicia Hyder

Sayings About Humor And Life #166265
#78. Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.

Paul Rudd

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#79. I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik's artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that's all fake heart and no brain is what's commonly called a "politician," and must be destroyed.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Sayings About Humor And Life #175485
#80. It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

P.G. Wodehouse

Sayings About Humor And Life #176606
#81. Ariadne made an impression on you, and that's great. But life is not literature. Sooner or later, the spell wears off, the romantic feelings disappear, and you're left watching somebody's body disintegrate. You start with a love story, you end up manacled to an hourglass, watching the sands run out.

Paul Murray

Sayings About Humor And Life #176927
#82. Life is all about chances. It's all about these little moments that add up to greatness. And there are times when you have to grab greatness by the balls and say, 'Hey! Greatness! I've got your nuts and you can't do a single godsdamn thing about it!

T.J. Klune

Sayings About Humor And Life #182493
#83. I wish I were like Facebook; being able to 'like' and 'share' everything I get.

Ashok Kallarakkal

Sayings About Humor And Life #182884
#84. All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

Chuck Palahniuk

Sayings About Humor And Life #187572
#85. We'd even devised the Buffy scale of life relationships: you start off wanting Xander, spend your twenties going out with Spike and setttle down with giles.

Jenny Colgan

Sayings About Humor And Life #190035
#86. It was pretty miserable wretches that minded at all whether they were wet or dry. He could not understand why such people had been born. "It's nothing but damned eccentricity to want to be dry" he would say. "I've been wet more than half my life and never been a whit the worse for it.

Halldor Laxness

Sayings About Humor And Life #192980
#87. THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a woman's life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to me - not forever, but periodically.

Janet Evanovich

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#88. Why does everyone have to be so cool all the time? And also why do white people always have to act like black people to avoid looking like dorks?

Sarah Miller

Sayings About Humor And Life #198008
#89. It is a cliche, and it is also true, that humor springs from existential pain - from a need to blunt the awareness that life is essentially a fatal disease of unpredictable symptoms and unknown duration.

Gene Weingarten

Sayings About Humor And Life #200839
#90. When I write, it feels like there are two little creatures that sit on each of my shoulders. One whispers, "You can do this. You've got what it takes." The other sounds like my mother-in-law.

Carla H. Krueger

Sayings About Humor And Life #201871
#91. She wished she had a set of greeting cards at the ready, but Hallmark probably didn't make any that said Thank you for giving up your life so that me and my friends could escape! It was SO appreciated. XOXO!

Gina Damico

Sayings About Humor And Life #202243
#92. Birds that cannot fly high into the sky rejoice exceedingly and sing sweet melodies when they get to the top of the tallest tree on the highest mountain!

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Sayings About Humor And Life #207134
#93. A great paradox which should God make us understand, we will weep, laugh, wonder and ponder is the paradox of human ignorance

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Sayings About Humor And Life #209006
#94. He had no idea about the 'loving deeply' part. Scarlet was the one love he'd had. They'd married the weekend after they'd discovered they both like sangria. He'd thought they were waltzing through life and it turned out she was line dancing.

Jodi Thomas

Sayings About Humor And Life #209781
#95. A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.

Robert A. Heinlein

Sayings About Humor And Life #210432
#96. I take very few people seriously, and I'm not one of them.

Cian Beirdd

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#97. Things will happen that you can't prevent, things will fall apart that you can't hold together, but ultimately you're shaping yourself and that final product speaks volumes about who you really are, not what people see you as or what you want to be.

Erik Tomblin

Sayings About Humor And Life #214445
#98. Life's road is better traveled down in stlye, perferably with a leather jacket and sunglasses

Quitillian Blue

Sayings About Humor And Life #218567
#99. If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.

E.B. White

Sayings About Humor And Life #218614
#100. The elderly man, flushed with pleasure, was recounting in voluble fashion his experiences and impressions. His wife joined in periodically, with meticulous corrections involving completely unimportant points; these being given and taken in the best of humor.

Isaac Asimov

Sayings About Humor And Life #218877

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