Confidence Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 41 famous quotes and sayings about confidence funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 41 Sayings About Confidence Funny

#1. No, no. Don't make that face. Every time I propose to you, you make that twisty, unhappy face. It wears on a man's confidence. - Author: Tessa Dare
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#2. In the first place you must study drawing for at least one year; then you must remain with a master at the workshop for the space of six years at least , that you may learn all the parts and members of the art ... drawing without intermission on holidays and work-days - Author: Cennino Cennini
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#3. I am not fake, I am just to good to be true - Author: Mahsati Abdul
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#4. What the hell is so funny?"
"First of all," she said, her confidence growing, "they're not my MASTERS. I don't have a MASTER. Second, they don't need a battalion to take you down. And third
and this is really the most important point
whoever said I came alone? - Author: Derek Landy
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#5. He had spoken with such absolute confidence that I knew he had to be blowing this out of his rectal orifice. - Author: Neal Stephenson
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#6. I am always drawn to men that are funny. I do not know why. But I am always drawn to people that are struggling with parts of themselves ... But it's like in the end, there has to be confidence. - Author: Vanessa Carlton
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#7. Often the inspiration to write music comes from the voices in your head. You're not crazy. Just be thankful they are not making you rescue people in 20-degree weather at 2:30 in the morning in the forest. - Author: Shannon L. Alder
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#8. We made the joke when we screened 'Bucket List' that there was 100% desire to see amongst our demographic with a 40% ability to get them to see it. - Author: Rob Reiner
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#9. She was in no humour for conversation with anyone but himself; and to him she had hardly courage to speak. - Author: Jane Austen
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#10. Women are complicated and messy and we are certainly not perfect, but we are funny and challenging and kind, and I wouldn't change a thing - Author: Melissa McCarthy
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#11. My self-confidence can be measured out in teaspoons mixed into my poetry, and it still always tastes funny in my mouth. - Author: Sarah Kay
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#12. I have career ADD, he says. I have career dissatisfaction. Even as a young kid, I'd have that. I'd get really passionate about something and then I'd realize, 'I don't want to do that! - Author: Mark Consuelos
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#13. I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. I'm not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And I'm certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions. - Author: Rowan Atkinson
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#14. I don't even pretend to believe I know everything; I just believe in arguments God told me I had a pretty good chance of winning, while I was traveling through hell. - Author: Shannon L. Alder
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#15. Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. It's a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine. - Author: Evan Davis
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#16. I really love Charlize Theron. I've never met her before, but she seems really down-to-earth in interviews, really intelligent and funny and cool - and she's just this glorious goddess who holds herself with such confidence. - Author: Alexandra Daddario
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#17. Shall we have recourse to the art of printing? But this has not destroyed property or aristocracy or corporations or paper wealth in England or America, or diminished the influence of either; on the contrary, it has multiplied aristocracy and diminished democracy. - Author: John Adams
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#18. The funny thing is I'm actually really insecure. I have a lot of girl issues - 'I'm not pretty enough,' 'I'm not skinny enough' - but there is a confidence I have in what I can do. I did tend to overcompensate to cover up other insecurities that I have. - Author: Lindsay Pearce
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#19. That's my favorite food group: donut. I love the donut. - Author: Laura Linney
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#20. If you think it's funny to make fun of the "used car salesman," you better only buy new and never sell your car. Just sayin. - Author: Richie Norton
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#21. She knew precious little about Lithuania, she realized, and her ideas had run along the lines of Soviet concrete ghettos, TB-infected prisons, and a callous mafia. Somehow, - Author: Lene Kaaberbol
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#22. When Dad died in 1998, it really hit my confidence - he'd helped me write and he thought I was really funny, but since he'd died I didn't feel right. And it felt like no one but me even remembered him. - Author: Dolly Wells
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#23. I don't think that the problems or the issues relate to any single piece of legislation. I think that they really do relate to the mindset that after eight years is pretty deeply embedded. It is not going to be easy to reverse itself. - Author: Ted Gup
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#24. The most precious inheritance that parents can give their children is their own happiness. - Author: Thich Nhat Hanh
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#25. When I write, it feels like there are two little creatures that sit on each of my shoulders. One whispers, "You can do this. You've got what it takes." The other sounds like my mother-in-law. - Author: Carla H. Krueger
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#26. When I realised I had a facility for humour, I latched on to it, and it gave me confidence and I built my personality around it. So I subconsciously made myself become the funny one so that would be my label rather than the ginger one or the red-faced one. - Author: Catherine Tate
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#27. I know it sounds funny, but every time I have a disaster in the kitchen, it knocks my confidence level a little bit more, and I feel annoyed with myself that I can't do better. - Author: Lesley Nicol
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#28. It's not that I can't express myself,
it's that I still feel present when I'm not expressing myself. - Author: Kim Myungsoo
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#29. When the Bible used that very expression about fighting with principalities and powers and depraved hypersomatic beings at great heights (our translation is very misleading at that point, by the way) it meant that quite ordinary people were to do the fighting. - Author: C.S. Lewis
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#30. Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolster your ego by doing the undoing. - Author: Michael Bassey Johnson
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#31. He responded that the unconscious mind writes poetry if it's left alone. Maybe - Author: Stephen King
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#32. "The twins no longer derive their sustenance from Nature's founts - in short," said Mr. Micawber, in one of his bursts of confidence, "they are weaned ... " - Author: Charles Dickens
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#33. Relaxing at home in his 55th-floor condominium before a game, Sammy Sosa is the same as at the ball park: focused but funny, exuberant but reserved. He is in a strange country, conversing in two languages, but his every movement displays a combination of confidence and humility. - Author: Bill Dedman
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#34. I could use all the confidence I could get. If possible, I would steal some from the egotistical Chase. He had more than enough to spare. - Author: J.L. Weil
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#35. She oozes the kind of over-confidence that only comes to people who wear deep red lipstick and sparkly tissue sarees in bright daylight. - Author: Aditi Mathur Kumar
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#36. Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls. - Author: Auliq Ice
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#37. My calculations - allowing for a 12 percent margin of error, based on the radius of the corresponding confidence interval and the surgeon general's warning - concluded that they probably didn't stay behind for the tacos. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#38. If it does not glorify Christ, let it not console or please you. - Author: Charles Spurgeon
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#39. I am not fake, I am just too good to be true (-: - Author: Mahsati Abdul
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#40. Ambition is a funny thing. It's like being a Trekkie in that if you admit to it, those around you are mock supportive of your confidence but are quick to call you a loser behind your back.
Or maybe that's the opposite of being a Trekkie. - Author: Christy Leigh Stewart
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#41. All the past up to a moment ago is your legacy. You have a right to it. - Author: Robert Henri
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