Top 11 Saturday Night Live Deep Thoughts Quotes

#1. The professional military mind is by necessity an inferior and unimaginative mind; no man of high intellectual quality would willingly imprison his gifts in such a calling.

H.G.Wells

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#2. The right to reticence seems earned only by having nothing to hide.

Jill Johnston

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#3. It was well to be Martha and serve, but better to be Lazarus and commune.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

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#4. I don't mind playing older characters. I find it interesting. There are parts I couldn't have got when I was 30 years old. So, it continues to interest me in the same way that it always did.

Harrison Ford

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#5. Lost, lost! one moment knelled the woe of years.

Robert Browning

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#6. When Mitt Romney talked about Putin expanding his sphere of influence, Obama mocked and said, 'The Cold War has been over 20 years, nothing to be worried about' ... We keep making that mistake with Putin.

Ted Cruz

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#7. ...older than God's Granny..."

Just heard this for the first time - that's killer!

Chris L. Adams

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#8. The tongue can cut deeper than the sword or heal faster than in the ward.

Mufti Ismail Menk

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#9. Ghosts cannot be put on the witness stand, or have their fingerprints taken. They are completely proof against proof.

Ariana Franklin

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#10. Leave at night and you reach Australia next morning. But it took 28 years for an Indian PM to come to Australia!

Narendra Modi

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#11. As Jack Handey advised in one of his "Deep Thoughts" on Saturday Night Live, before you criticize people, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Adam M. Grant

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