Saturday Night Fever Funny Quotes

#1. I always laugh at these rock n'rollers where you can't understand them. Mind you, it's not because they're inaudible or indistinguishable; it's because they're too obscure. - Author: Harry Connick Jr.

#2. One who's naked shouldn't judge apparel, - Author: A.G. Howard

#3. And here's the good part: He got a tongue could measure twenty-one inches. Bet Mrs. Giraffe likes that one. - Author: Janet Evanovich

#4. Sweetdreamers need no wakeup. - Author: Toba Beta

#5. I get out my hairbrush and wish for her - the real Lillian, and not the worst, most selfish parts of her. I wish for a warm, true best friend, one who didn't die. - Author: Brenna Yovanoff

#6. If you wish to put off all worry, assume that what you fear may happen is certainly going to happen. - Author: Alain De Botton

#7. Lucullus certainly couldn't sail the boat. Cats make lousy sailors. - Author: Manel Loureiro

#8. Sometimes I think, 'Oh, I wish I just had a nice job where you're getting a salary.' Just sometimes. - Author: Temuera Morrison

#9. I was quite the spoiled brat. I have quite a temper, obviously inherited from my father, and I became very good at ordering everyone around. I was the princess; the staff were absolutely terrified of me. - Author: Lisa Marie Presley

#10. In literature as in life, to conform to anything is to knuckle under to your inferiors. - Author: Kenneth Patchen

#11. This kind of thing requires secrecy to function, so exposing all the secrets hurts them in the end. It's the only way this really, permanently stops. - Author: James S.A. Corey

#12. None shall take advantage of his own wrong. - Author: Edward Coke

#13. We are each weird in a different way, but together, that's actually normal. - Author: Ava Dellaira

#14. I'm so touched that complete strangers will send me a script asking me to be in their film. That still amazes me - and sometimes for a lot of money too. - Author: Liam Neeson