Top 10 Satirically Written Quotes
#1. My job is to give people who work hard all week something to enjoy on Saturdays and Wednesdays.
Arsene Wenger
#2. We have a plan that creates universal access programs at the state level which allows folks to access insurance if they're denied by their insurer.
Eric Cantor
#3. Grow strong, my comrade ... that you may stand
Unshaken when I fall; that I may know
The shattered fragments of my song will come
At last to finer melody in you;
That I may tell my heart that you begin
Where passing I leave off, and fathom more.
Will Durant
#4. Money isn't like mushrooms in a forest - it doesn't just pop up on its own, you know.
Haruki Murakami
#5. The cycle of reprisal and counter reprisal that had characterized their national history had to be broken and that the only way to do this was to go beyond retributive justice to restorative justice, to move on to forgiveness, because without it there was no future.
Desmond Tutu
#6. Open platforms historically undergo a lot of scrutiny, but there are a lot of advantages to having an open source platform from a security standpoint.
Sundar Pichai
#8. We now have the right to have immediate, unfettered access to any site in Iraq and we have the right to interview people, both inside and outside Iraq.
Mohamed ElBaradei
#9. When you have kids, you start thinking about their future and you forget about yours.
Bob Seger
#10. She could keep her silence, it was evident, as energetically as she could talk.
L.M. Montgomery
