Top 49 Sassy Shakespeare Quotes: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Sassy Shakespeare

#1. He is deformed, crooked, old and sere, Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere; Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind; Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.

William Shakespeare

#2. I wonder that you will still be talking. Nobody marks you.

William Shakespeare

#3. O you beast!
I'll so maul you and your toasting-iron,
That you shall think the devil is come from hell.

William Shakespeare

#4. You are a tedious fool.

William Shakespeare

#5. Thou lump of foul deformity!

William Shakespeare

#6. There is no more mercy in him than there is milk in a male tiger.

William Shakespeare

#7. There's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.

William Shakespeare

#8. Away, you cut-purse rascal! you filthy bung, away! By this wine, I'll thrust my knife in your mouldy chaps, an you play the saucy cuttle with me. Away, you bottle-ale rascal! you basket-hilt stale juggler, you!

William Shakespeare

#9. Thou hast the most unsavoury similes.

William Shakespeare

#10. Take you me for a sponge?

William Shakespeare

#11. Such antics do not amount to a man.

William Shakespeare

#12. He is white-livered and red-faced.

William Shakespeare

#13. They were devils incarnate.

William Shakespeare

#14. You wear out a good wholesome forenoon in hearing a cause between an orange wife and a fosset-seller.

William Shakespeare

#15. Vile worm, thou wast o'erlook'd even in thy birth.

William Shakespeare

#16. No man's pie is freed
From his ambitious finger.

William Shakespeare

#17. A knot you are of damned bloodsuckers.

William Shakespeare

#18. Here, thou incestuous, murderous, damned Dane,
Drink off this potion!

William Shakespeare

#19. Some report a sea-maid spawn'd him; some that he was begot between two stock-fishes. But it is certain that when he makes water his urine is congealed ice.

William Shakespeare

#20. Avaunt, you cullions!

William Shakespeare

#21. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.

William Shakespeare

#22. They are hare-brain'd slaves.

William Shakespeare

#23. Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle!

William Shakespeare

#24. You peasant swain! You whoreson malt-horse drudge!

William Shakespeare

#25. You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave.

William Shakespeare

#26. O faithless coward! O dishonest wretch!
Wilt thou be made a man out of my vice?

William Shakespeare

#27. He looks at me and then, reverting to the voice he'd used with Kendra, says, 'If homegirls wanna see me as ghetto trash'
he stops and switches to his lispy, sassy voice
'or big-ass queer'
now he switches to his deepest Shakespeare voice
'I shall not take it upon myself to disabuse them.

Gayle Forman

#28. Away! Thou'rt poison to my blood.

William Shakespeare

#29. Teeth hadst thou in thy head when thou wast born,
To signify thou camest to bite the world.

William Shakespeare

#30. Why, this hath not a finger's dignity.

William Shakespeare

#31. You abilities are too infant-like for doing much alone.

William Shakespeare

#32. I can see his pride
Peep through each part of him.

William Shakespeare

#33. A fusty nut with no kernel.

William Shakespeare

#34. I shall laugh myself to death at this puppy-headed
monster!

William Shakespeare

#35. I had rather chop this hand off at a blow,
And with the other fling it at thy face.

William Shakespeare

#36. You had measured how long a fool you were upon the ground.

William Shakespeare

#37. Mother, you have my father much offended.

William Shakespeare

#38. Thou unfit for any place but hell.

William Shakespeare

#39. They have a plentiful lack of wit.

William Shakespeare

#40. My cousin's a fool, and thou art another.

William Shakespeare

#41. 'Sblood, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's tongue, you bull's pizzle, you stock-fish! O for breath to utter what is like thee! you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bowcase; you vile standing-tuck!

William Shakespeare