Sarky Quotes

#1. Pigpen got excited because he made me grin when he told me that he thought PTSD stood for Probably There's Something wrong but Dunno what.

Katie McGarry

#2. When Christian Grey has nightmares, he dreams of Frank.

Eddie Slain

#3. The man was a walking, talking poster boy for his own sinfully sexy empire.

Kitty French

#4. How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb? I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.

Garrison Keillor

#5. Growing up in a very rural and remote area in Colorado's San Luis Valley - one of the poorest counties in the United States - essentially created the framework of values from which I operate. I stand up for the little guy. I fight discrimination at all levels. I fight for an inclusive America.

Ken Salazar

#6. Sparks is a sporting charity that puts on golf tournaments for sick children, and my animal charities include Oldham Cats and Feline Care, a big cat charity close to me in Norfolk. I'm also a Freemason and the money they raise for charity is phenomenal.

Rick Wakeman

#7. We have good corporals and good sergeants and some good lieutenants and captains, and those are far more important than good generals.

William Tecumseh Sherman