Sarcastic Wisdom Quotes

#1. If someone does not expect or is not expected to achieve, then they never will.

Martin Pistorius

#2. I am surprised you didn't whack your head on an overhanging branch back there. I have never seen anyone leap straight up off the ground the way you did when you saw that snake! It would make a good move for our next dance. Do you think you could teach the others? The snake jump?

Jennifer Frick-Ruppert

#3. Take care with the words you speak, it's best to keep them sweet..... because you never know when you might have to eat them!

Karen Gibbs

#4. When a team has to work over a weekend, make a high priority of being there as well, even if it's just to stop by and buy them a meal to show your appreciation.

Scott Weiss

#5. Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them.

Adhish Mazumder

#6. Christ's humor is always redemptive, never mocking the individual. But He is sharp and sarcastic in His derision of those institutions such as Pharisaism, which posture in their self-made self-importance. Wisdom

John Crowder

#7. The basic building block of Evernote is a "note." It can be text, a photo, a snapshot from the web, an e-mail, a chart or graph, anything.

Troy Mcnally

#8. I'm confident in myself, either way. I've pitched big games all my life.

Josh Beckett

#9. We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.

Sandra Chami Kassis

#10. Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething.

Ali Sparkes

#11. If the people are foolish, he said, it is because their leader has failed them.

Brian Staveley

#12. Loneliness doesn't have much to do with where you are.

Hugh Hefner

#13. Outlive your superiors and the world is yours.
~ Beniago

R.A. Salvatore

#14. I want someone who is open-minded, dedicated to whatever she is doing and isn't afraid to say I love you. As for looks, she shouldn't have three heads. I want a regular human being.

Kevin Eubanks

#15. No More Avengers! There's nothing new to get out of it - I want to go forward, not backward.

Honor Blackman

#16. I closed my eyes and rested my head against his chest, wishing sincerely that Rhiannon would get hit by a bus.

P.C. Cast

#17. If I've gotta go down, I'm gonna go down in style.

Nancy Thayer

#18. In film roles, I play a lot of heavies and a lot of bad guys, so I tend to be the jokester and the good-time Charlie on the set.

Bob Gunton

#19. Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story

Ashleigh Brilliant

#20. The Negro has no room to make any substantial compromises because his store of advantages is too small. He must press unrelentingly for quality, integrated education or his whole drive for freedom will be undermined by the absence of a most vital and indispensable element - learning.

Martin Luther King Jr.