Sarcastic Mortality Quotes

#1. The world seemed divided into girls with boyfriends and girls without them. It was the distinction that mattered the most, practically the only one that did matter. But I knew that boys were dangerous. They'd say they loved you, but they were always after something.

Jeannette Walls

#2. Avoid] likewise the accumulation of debt ...

George Washington

#3. Nothing goes right on the outside when nothing is going right on the inside.

Matthieu Ricard

#4. There are two kinds of creation myths: those where life arises out of the mud, and those where life falls from the sky. In this creation myth, computers arose from the mud, and code fell from the sky.

George Dyson

#5. I've met so many leaders who realize that telling your colleagues something that is on your mind is so much easier than keeping it in. Sometimes the things we make up in our heads are not nearly as big a deal as we think.

Douglas Conant

#6. I hope to return. I'll do so if I'm not killed. Probably will anyway.

Brandon Sanderson

#7. I love Twitter. Twitter for me is twofold. I can use it to get out important information about charity stuff and where I'm going to be, and I can get feedback from the audience which I love.

Greg Grunberg

#8. Well, when you do something like Rocky which is indefinable somehow, it always becomes difficult to lose that.

Richard O'Brien

#9. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

Tommy Cooper

#10. A woman can be beautiful as well as intellectual.

Audrey Hepburn

#11. The strangest thing has happened. I really missed my dog. That's never happened to me before. You know, on a long tour you do hear people saying they miss their pets. I never have. But last night I started really missing my dog.
It's very odd, 'cause I don't have a dog.

Bono

#12. Since when did you take to abstract philosophy? You're only a businessman, you're not qualified to deal with questions of principle, you ought to leave it to the experts

Ayn Rand

#13. Remember, I'm a doctor's daughter. So obviously I'm interested in all medical things.

Nancy Reagan