Sarcastic Badass Sayings

#1. Everything's all fun and games until someone gets an ax in the chest.

Lynsay Sands

#2. Just remember to always be yourself and don't be afraid to speak your mind or to dream out loud

J.A. Redmerski

#3. Teach me, dear creature, how to think and speak; Lay open to my earthy-gross conceit, Smother'd in errors, feeble, shallow, weak, The folded meaning of your words' deceit.

William Shakespeare

#4. My goal in life is to live my life in such a way that when I die, someone can say, she cared

Mary Kay Ash

#5. Sometimes, you get too hopped up, too excited, and it works against you.

Tommy Lasorda

#6. Not seeking acknowledgment for things done well but finding satisfaction in doing them well.

Daniel Menaker

#7. Few pay attention to the histories and the root pictures words can release. These neglected qualities are there, however, and the poets have always found them a self-delighting source of excitement.

John Ciardi

#8. Obviously the choices of other people affect our lives, but we are the primary creators of our experience.

Shepherd Hoodwin

#9. Christ died for the truth.

Jim Caviezel

#10. The most important part of ourselves is the mind, and it has been rather inaccessible.

Ariel Garten

#11. If you believe you can, you can achieve your dreams.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#12. Safety. As Elizabeth Cady Stanton wrote, When the slave leaves bondage, his first act is to name himself.

Gloria Steinem

#13. Compromise, if not the spice of life, is its solidity. It is what makes nations great and marriages happy

Phyllis McGinley

#14. You have to believe in yourself.

Sun Tzu