Santiveri Biscuit Quotes

#1. Eratosthenes declares that it is no longer necessary to inquire as to the cause of the overflow of the Nile, since we know definitely that men have come to the sources of the Nile and have observed the rains there.

Eratosthenes

#2. When you enter a casino, remember that you are entering a place of business run by very shrewd business people who understand human emotions.

Henry Tamburin

#3. Political pundits are under professional obligation to regard the obvious as being too obvious.

P. J. O'Rourke

#4. Most people spend more time and energy going around problems than in trying to solve them.

Henry Ford

#5. It was the second week of February, a rainy Wednesday, a generous few degrees above zero, and some absolute twat on the Entertainment committee had decided that what the student body really needed was a Beach Party theme night.

Erin Lawless