Santino Marella Quotes

#1. I read Freud's Introductory Lectures in Psychoanalysis in basically one sitting. I decided to enroll in medical school. It was almost like a conversion experience. - Author: Stanislav Grof

#2. Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler! - Author: Santino Marella

#3. Since we ate taking orders, get me some sunchips! - Author: Santino Marella

#4. I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem. - Author: Santino Marella

#5. Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so! - Author: Santino Marella

#6. I'll write you a check. I'll write you a check. How do you spell Sheamus? - Author: Santino Marella

#7. It doesn't matter what I said! - Author: Santino Marella

#8. You're not even in a restaurant, but ... you got served! - Author: Santino Marella

#9. Deity indwelling men! That, I say is Christianity! - Author: A.W. Tozer

#10. Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger. - Author: Santino Marella

#11. Family trouble was the worst kind. Some families ran their own little versions of the Middle East. - Author: Tom Robbins

#12. I certainly feel a strong call of public service. - Author: Chelsea Clinton

#13. I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick! - Author: Santino Marella

#14. The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized ... that crooked stupid smile is there all the time. - Author: Santino Marella

#15. Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool. - Author: Santino Marella

#16. My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well! - Author: Santino Marella

#17. They try to get me to watch The Condemned and I said NO,NO, NO. It's a sad fact Stone Colduh can't act he should GO, GO, GO. He likes to hang out in baaaaaars, I gave his movie zero staaaaaars. They try to make me watch The Condemned and I said uh NO,NO,NO. - Author: Santino Marella

#18. These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer. - Author: Santino Marella

#19. Sometimes...I just want to run away from it all - Author: Natsuki Takaya