Santibanez Landscaping Quotes

#1. A lot of times we associate Greenpeace and climate change and shrinking polar caps with heavy-handed, weighty material. It's somber stuff. But with Funny Or Die we thought we could put an interesting take on it. Make it a little more palatable, especially for young people who tune into the website.

Alexander Skarsgard

#2. Michelangelo's contemporaries thought him the greatest artist who ever lived and called him 'divine.' His reputation as sculptor, architect, painter and draughtsman has not subsequently been surpassed, and who is to say his contemporaries were wrong?

Michael Ayrton

#3. Don't be afraid to get wet, you see, for what comes from rain but newness and growth and blooms?

Erica Alex

#4. Rand Paul is taking a week-long break from talking to the media to spend time with his family before he officially announces that he is running for president. Because nothing motivates you to be on the road for two straight years like a week alone with your family.

Jimmy Fallon

#5. A story is a really weird art object that should contain life but not be enslaved by the banality.

George Saunders

#6. Complaining is the absolute worst possible thing you could do for your health or your wealth. The worst! ... For the next seven days, I challenge you not to complain at all.

T. Harv Eker

#7. For a while Bastian stood motionless. He was so stunned by what he had just heard that he couldn't decide what to do ... What he had hoped was his ruin and what he had feared his salvation.

Michael Ende

#8. Superstition is, always has been, and forever will be, the foe of progress, the enemy of education and the assassin of freedom.

Robert Green Ingersoll

#9. I don't believe in right-angled turning points.

Timothy West

#10. If clearness about things produces a fundamental despair, a fundamental despair in turn produces a remarkable clearness or even playfulness about ordinary matters.

George Santayana

#11. Faith doesn't get you around problems in life and relationships, it gets you through it.

Jonathan Anthony Burkett

#12. Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.

Banksy

#13. Antiquities are history defaced, or some remnants of history which have casually escaped the shipwreck of time.

Francis Bacon

#14. Sometimes, some of times in life are Lifetime!

Jasleen Kaur Gumber