Santa Cookies Quotes

#1. The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life.

Halle Berry

#2. Santa is like a queen bee. All the elves are his drones, who exist to feed him royal jelly, which I guess would be milk and cookies. If an elf escapes and eats royal cookies, it will turn into another Santa. That's what all those mall Santas are. They're trying to start their own festive colonies.

Thomm Quackenbush

#3. Reality' is a movie generated by our brains. Because we don't realize this, we are far too confident that the stuff appearing in the movie is actually 'out there' in the world when, in fact, it's not.

Daniel Gilbert

#4. At international level, giving the ball away doesn't work too often.

Ron Atkinson

#5. You ate the cookies and drank all the milk?" Cash asked, looking at the base of the tree.
"No. I didn't. Why would I? I don't like banana chip, they're your favorite."
"I didn't eat them, Harper."
"Sure you didn't."
"Prove it then."
"How?

Shaye Evans

#6. You are going to perform a virtuous deed, but you don't even believe in virtue--that's what makes you angry and torments you, that's why you're so vindictive.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#7. What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?

Will Ferrell

#8. I was too deeply immersed in my salad to say his full name.

Emma Iadanza

#9. Who wants a seat at my pity party?

Holly Goldberg Sloan

#10. When you're acting, you're escaping and hiding behind something. It's cliched to say, but there's a safety there.

Tamsin Egerton

#11. We half-eat cookies and drink the milk, we leave notes, all so kids will believe in something that isn't true. Kids try their best to scientifically determine whether Santa's real and our whole culture feeds them false evidence. We dupe them.

Thomm Quackenbush

#12. MOM: Fuck santa. If I had a million little elves helping me and random people feeding me cookies, I'd be jolly all the time too.

Sophia Fraioli