Samuelsson Foundation Quotes

#1. You name any horrific thing, and I can make a joke out of it.

Quentin Tarantino

#2. I enjoy comedic things. People don't understand it's the hardest thing to do. We have a ratio of 25-to-1 between good dramatic actors and people who are considered good comic actors.

Charles Grodin

#3. My instinct told me I'd be silly to fall in love with him, you know women are very unfortunate, so often when they fall in love they cease to be lovable, and I made up my mind to be on my guard.

W. Somerset Maugham

#4. Even though the sewer pipelines reach far into our houses with their tentacles, they are carefully hidden from view and we are happily ignorant of the invisible Venice of shit underlying our bathrooms, bedrooms, dance halls, and parliaments.

Milan Kundera

#5. The great mentor is master builder of great students.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#6. Oh, I get it. You're doing the girlfriend - what's her name? Megan?" "Merit," answered the girl at the table. "And it's a pretty good costume." I opened my mouth to object, to proclaim that I wasn't doing Ethan's girlfriend, I was Ethan's girlfriend, and I was doing Ethan.

Chloe Neill

#7. The thing about memories wasn't that many of them inevitably faded, but that repeated recall of the ones you remembered burnished them into shining, gorgeous lies.

Dexter Palmer

#8. Nothing beats love. Love is the greatest healing power there is; nothing else comes close. Not ancient cures, modern medicines and technologies, or all the interesting books we read or the wise things we say and think. Love has a transformational power.

Naomi Judd

#9. And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but perceivest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

Luke The Evangelist

#10. My birth sign is Scorpio and they eat themselves up and burn themselves out. I swing between happiness and misery. I am part prude and part nonconformist. I say what I think and I don't pretend, and I am prepared to accept the consequences of my actions.

Vivien Leigh

#11. With music that I write, I like to have in there something you can relate to, a way to share the experience.

Mike Romano

#12. You don't know what kind of day you will have, until evening.

Sophocles