Samantha Irby Quotes

#1. Fashion is transient, trends come and go. I believe in style, not fashion.

Ralph Lauren

#2. But no, I came by these feelings honestly. And I don't accept bitter. Wounded, yes. Traumatized, sure. Grieving, okay. Anything other than bitter. I put too much work in to be callously tossed aside as bitter. Bitter is for someone who hasn't earned it.

Samantha Irby

#3. There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is, how do we arm the other 11?

Nicolas Cage

#4. Roller-skating and ice-skating are two different things - I found that out the hard way.

Todd Bridges

#5. I want to ride a camel to the club and valet that shit.

Samantha Irby

#6. I vow to you I am as clean as a Cherub. Would you like a taste?

C.J. Anderson

#7. No one ever tells attractive children how much they suck, and then the rest of us get stuck with insufferable, narcissistic adults who can barely tie their shoes because someone else is busy either doing it for them or congratulating them on their effort. I

Samantha Irby

#8. The wise man guards against the future as if it were the present.

Publilius Syrus

#9. No matter what you do in life, someone important to you isn't going to like it.

Sonia Friedman

#10. Life is fleeting, and permanence in this world is something we all strive for. The best way to achieve permanence is through philanthropy.

Ram Shriram