Salzella Quotes

#1. What sort of person," said Salzella patiently, "sits down and writes a maniacal laugh? And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head. Opera can do that to a man.

Terry Pratchett

#2. Instead of looking for the success in your life, look for the thing that is going to bring you the greatest joy.

Oprah Winfrey

#3. When we come to the end of our days, the little things will seem so unimportant compared to how well we've loved, laughed and treasured our lives and loved ones.

Charlotte Sophia Kasl

#4. On this day I want to tell you about, which will be about a thousand years from now, there were a boy, a girl and a love story.

Frederik Pohl

#5. I never seem to get past - I feel like a stupid guy from the Midwest.

Alex Graves

#6. I had Cooper in December and was back on the red carpet in January. I picked him up and took him to work with me, you know, took him to my dressing room. So he's been raised the same way I was, which is that work is such a big part of our lives.

Melissa Rivers

#7. Forward, forward, men! Drive those fellows out of those woods! Forward! For God's sake forward!

John F. Reynolds

#8. What do hookers do on their nights off, type?

Elayne Boosler

#9. We must identify our enemies and drive them into oblivion.

Bruce Babbitt

#10. I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio.

George Carlin

#11. Goldie Hawn is funny, sexy, beautiful, talented, intelligent, warm, and consistently sunny. Other than that, she doesn't impress me at all.

Neil Simon