Salterini Hoop Quotes

#1. Drew a mustache on your picture, threw your ring away.

Sam The Sham

#2. The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Will Rogers

#3. So sing, you birds
for the fever is about to rise
and the empty stalemate is over
let the colors bleed back into you
and let the dead be buried for another year.
from let the colors bleed

K.R. Albers

#4. There is nothing quite as unpleasant as wearing a pair of briefs which have been trailed through a Calcutta courtyard. Nothing, that is, except having one's elbows and knees lacerated by unseen slivers of glass and discarded razor blades.

Tahir Shah

#5. The only things that are a little bit newer are the CD burners, but we hid them under the table, so basically we had the feeling we were somewhere completely different, in another time.

Meg White

#6. Silent is an anagram of listen.

Johnny Rich

#7. I'm rarely grabbed by anything the way I was when I was 10 years younger. About the only relatively new artists whose albums I own are Beck, and They Might Be Giants.

Greg Egan

#8. I had to find a way to speak without ever saying the 'you' plural.

Susanne Wuest

#9. Spiritually, I pray and meditate. Emotionally, I challenge myself to be open, honest, and available.

Malcolm Goodwin

#10. Open your eyes, I'm a BLESSING in disguise

Young Jeezy

#11. I fall down all the time because I'm such a klutz, but I have never broken a bone, and I don't eat milk or cheese ever. I like tofu cheese and soymilk in my coffee and cereal.

Grace Slick

#12. Crazy old people are our entire source of polling information.

P. J. O'Rourke