Salsbury Quotes

#1. I almost lost you."
"No, never. I would've fought. However long it took. I'd never give up until I was free. You're my life, Jonah. My family, my love, my best friend. Nothing, not even destiny, could keep me from you."
He leans forward and brushes his lips against mine.
"Okay.

J.B. Salsbury

#2. These are dark times. Darker still if we must forego the snooze button.

Qwen Salsbury

#3. This year, Rebecca instituted a White Elephant gift exchange, that passive-aggressive method of conveying just how little the people you see more often than family mean to you via the splendor of craptastic gifting.

Qwen Salsbury

#4. This crap is fast getting on my reserve nerve.

Qwen Salsbury

#5. Wherever you are, dear butterfly, keep flapping your chaotic wings. Flap them. Flap them like your little life depends upon it... or at least my little death.

Qwen Salsbury

#6. Anything worth having in this life, you fight to get. And you don't stop fighting until you get it.

J.B. Salsbury

#7. How am I supposed to look unaffected and asexual with all this unfair fuckery happening?

Qwen Salsbury

#8. You, Raven Morretti, are mine. Doesn't matter if you're a virgin or an alien. What you've told me changes nothing. Not. One. Thing.

J.B. Salsbury

#9. Let us observe the mating rituals of the lecherous North American lounge lizard in his native habitat: The Open Bar.

Qwen Salsbury

#10. Eve is gorgeous, and she gets plenty of attention from guys, but her taste is selective. She only dates complete jerks.

J.B. Salsbury

#11. The best thing that ever happened to me shows up in coveralls and a pair of Chucks when I least expect it. I'll do whatever it takes to keep her.

J.B. Salsbury

#12. While extraordinary products and unique services still afford a competitive advantage, the one advantage that stands the test of time ... is people.

Mark Salsbury

#13. Raven, a little later we can play Titanic" he calls over his shoulder. "I'll yell iceberg and you can go down.

J.B. Salsbury

#14. We have been going over the proposal and possible concessions for the longest ninety minutes of my life. And I saw Battlefield Earth.

Qwen Salsbury

#15. Am I worth it? Maybe not, but we're worth it.

J.B. Salsbury

#16. Tears born of laughter feel so much better than those born from pain.

J.B. Salsbury

#17. IT IS A FACT, UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED, that a single man in possession of a fine ass must be observed like wildlife

Qwen Salsbury

#18. I thought I had my life mapped out, thought I had it together. Then you came along and flipped my world on its head. You make me want things I never knew I needed.

J.B. Salsbury

#19. Fighting gave me my breath, but you brought me back to life.

J.B. Salsbury

#20. This whole time I thought I was living. But the day I met you, the lights came on

J.B. Salsbury

#21. It's all very Super Secret Squirrel.

Qwen Salsbury

#22. If I flip a coin, what are the chances I'll get head?

J.B. Salsbury

#23. WHY IS MY BATH COLD? Because I, purchaser of sadist shoes, needed to soak after wearing cheese graters on my feet yesterday and then traveling and walking and sitting through meetings and touring facilities and impersonating a pack mule today. 'Twas not meant to be.

Qwen Salsbury

#24. REBECCA IS AN IMMORTAL. I know this because I have been giving her a look that can kill for the past three and a half minutes.

Qwen Salsbury

#25. Incoming Text: Bert will be so disappointed. He had down that Canon would eat you alive by last night. Note to self: Never bet against Bert.

Qwen Salsbury

#26. I will have you know there is probably less pineapple at your average luau than in my system at this moment

Qwen Salsbury

#27. Si vis pacem, para bellum - If you want peace, prepare for war.

J.B. Salsbury

#28. I look pretty good. More than good, actually, but I'm not a teenager anymore. Caution: Contents may have shifted during flight.

Qwen Salsbury

#29. Day: Different. * Shit: Same. * Workload and Course Load: Big, steamy load. * Consider: Pro v. con of liquid diet. * Shopping List: One bourbon. One Scotch. One beer.

Qwen Salsbury

#30. You mean beyond the obvious drawbacks of being involved with a self-proclaimed and unapologetic asshole?

Qwen Salsbury

#31. When God hands you a gift, you don't push it away and tell him 'later'.

J.B. Salsbury

#32. I do wish there were assless chaps. Not that I would wear them. But there is nothing funnier than the words assless chaps.

Qwen Salsbury

#33. What's a girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

J.B. Salsbury

#34. If only everything were like that. It's not easy to do: owning and accepting the pain of our past, the heartbreak, our misgivings, and using them for good. Make our lives better not in spite of it all...but because of it.

J.B. Salsbury

#35. God, I'm not just in the neighbourhood of pathetic, I'm circling the block.

Qwen Salsbury

#36. Irony is chock-full of fiber.

Qwen Salsbury

#37. Say who with the what now? Well, Merry Christmas and Ho Ho Holy Crap. Just what the hell have I been yammering on about?

Qwen Salsbury

#38. I+V=R (Imagination mixed with Vividness becomes Reality.) The speaker pointed out that the mind thinks in pictures, not in words. And as we vividly picture in our mind what we desire, it will become a reality.

Glenna Salsbury

#39. I have a human tornado playing jump rope with my guts. Hard to sleep with Cirque de Bebe going on beind my belly button.

JB Salsbury