Salad Bar Sayings

#1. Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad bar onto a microphone and the band realized that they had just discovered something brilliant. Me.

Thom Yorke

#2. All through that winter and into the spring, when our Tuesday and Thursday-night dinner shifts were done, Matt and I would sit at the long table near the salad bar and plan his end-of-the-year party, our voices echoing importantly in the cavernous wood-panelled dining hall.

Tom Perrotta

#3. There are certain things in life that just suck. Pouring a big bowl of Lucky Charms before realizing the milk is expired, the word 'moist,' falling face-first into the salad bar in front of the entire lacrosse team ...

Lauren Morrill

#4. You have made me more frustrated than a zombie at a salad bar. Fix it!

Gena Showalter

#5. What do you do when you see a man masturbating at a salad baran actual salad shooterbut wait, I'm single, we're both at the salad bar, we have a lot in common. I like fresh produce, he likes to get fresh with produce. I like nuts on my salad, he likes to nut on his salad.

Alison Rosen

#6. I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets.

Chris Pratt

#7. FACT 450: Ecstasy is often used in conjunction with other drugs such as marijuana, methamphetamine, cocaine, ketamine, and other drugs, making it even more dangerous.

Drugs: they're not a salad bar.

Cary McNeal

#8. Catholicism has changed tremendously in recent years. Now when Communion is served there is also a salad bar.

Bill Maher

#9. I'm going to get something from the salad bar. Do you want a Frosty from Wendy's, Alex?

Bryan Norford

#10. It was a salad bar of phobias

Augusten Burroughs

#11. Brigham Young had a prophetic vision.

Gordon B. Hinckley

#12. I though I screwed everything up," I say.
He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up.

Caela Carter

#13. All this national decay, all this weakening of the state, this obviously imminent subjection of Judah to Babylon, were, it seemed to Jeremiah, Yahveh's hand laid upon the Jews in punishment for their sins.

Will Durant

#14. I want you to be my wife, I want you to have my children, and I want to build a life with you. This is the face I want to wake up to until my heart gives out.

Ashlan Thomas

#15. The walls, the bars, the guns and the guards can never encircle or hold down the idea of the people.

Huey Newton