Said Fred Weasley Quotes

#1. notes were handed out to all students, warning them not to use magic over the holidays ("I always hope they'll forget to give us these," said Fred Weasley sadly)

J.K. Rowling

#2. The things of this world reveal their essential absurdity when they are put in the Venetian context. In the unreal realm of the canals, as in a Swiftian Lilliput, the real world, with its contrivances, appears as a vast folly.

Mary McCarthy

#3. George," said Fred, "I think we've outgrown full-time education."
"Yeah, I've been feeling that way myself," said George lightly.

J.K. Rowling

#4. We must recognize what in our accepted tradition is damaging to our fate and dignity-and shape our lives accordingly.

Albert Einstein

#5. Fred and George turned to each other and said together, 'Wow, we're identical!'
'I dunno though, I think I'm still better looking,' said Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle.

J.K. Rowling

#6. At least it would have been perfect, if it wasn't for my mother.

Heather James

#7. I'm crying tears over the death of something that never even had the chance to live.

Colleen Hoover

#8. If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.

Matt Groening

#9. Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!"
Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow F on it, the other a G.
"Harry's is better than ours, though," said Fred, holding up Harry's sweater. "She obviously makes more of an effort if you're not family.

J.K. Rowling

#10. Seen the Fizzing Whizbees, Harry?" said Ron, grabbing him and leading him over to their barrel. "And the Jelly Slugs? And the Acid Pops? Fred gave me one of those when I was seven - it burnt a hole right through my tongue. I remember Mum walloping him with her broomstick.

J.K. Rowling

#11. Fred and George exchanged looks.
"You don't mind if we don't kiss you, do you, Ron?" said Fred in a falsely anxious voice.
"We could curtsy, if you like," said George.
"Oh, shut up," said Ron, scowling at them.

J.K. Rowling

#12. Not federal government's job to do good deeds.

Jim DeMint

#13. rain rots what is kept wrapped up, but not what is uncovered.

Sherab Chodzin Kohn

#14. Yeah, Montague tried to do us during break," said George.

"What do you mean, 'tried'?" said Ron quickly.

"He never managed to get all the words out," said Fred, "due to the fact that we forced him headfirst into that Vanishing Cabinet on the first floor.

J.K. Rowling

#15. We didn't give it to him because he's a Muggle!" said Fred indignantly. "No, we gave it to him because he's a great bullying git," said George. "Isn't he, Harry?" "Yeah, he is, Mr. Weasley," said Harry earnestly.

J.K. Rowling

#16. Very strong personalities must confine themselves in mutual conversation to very gentle subjects.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#17. What is this world? A mere curl of smoke for the wind to scatter.

Abraham Cahan