Rustic Clown Humor Quotes

#1. I've been so bothered with my property, that I'm tired of it, and don't mean to save up any more, but give it away as I go along, and then nobody will envy me, or want to steal it, and I shan't be suspecting folks and worrying about my old cash.

Louisa May Alcott

#2. Out o' th' moon, I do assure thee. I was the man in the moon when time was,
--Stephano
(Act II, scene 2, lines 136-137)

William Shakespeare

#3. If you can't protect yourself with talk, you won't be alive to protect yourself with guns.

Arthur Boyd

#4. Peaceful and kind one monk is more valuable than violent and rude ten thousand men!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#5. These be fine things, an if they be not sprites.
That'said a brave god and bears celestial liquor.
I will kneel to him.
--Caliban
Act II, scene 2, lines 116-118)

William Shakespeare

#6. Islam is going to rise, Once again.

Waseem Latif

#7. ...[A]nd I'll be wiser hereafter
And seek for grace. What a thrice-double ass
Was I to take this drunkard for a god
And worship this dull fool!
---Caliban speaking of Stephano and Trinculo
(lines 298 -301).

William Shakespeare

#8. As I told thee before, I am subject to a tyrant,
A sorcerer, that by his cunning hath
Cheated me of the island,
----Caliban
(Act III, scene II, lines 40-43)

William Shakespeare

#9. Lo, lo, again! Bite him to death, I prithee.

William Shakespeare

#10. Being essentially a creator, I never set out to shock, always thinking about creating my work and not about the benefits it could produce.

Alejandro Jodorowsky

#11. I'll show thee best springs; I'll pluck thee berries;
I'llift fish for thee and get thee wood enough.
A plague upon the tyrant that I serve!
I'll bear him no sticks, but follow thee,
Thou wondrous man.
---Caliban
(Act II, scene 2, lines 158-162)

William Shakespeare

#12. How does thy honor? Let me lick your shoe,
I'll not serve him; he is not valiant.
---Caliban
(Act III, scene 1, lines 23-24)

William Shakespeare

#13. And I'll be sworn 'tis true. Travelers ne'er did lie,
Though fools at home condemn 'em.
---Antonio
(Act III, scene 3, lines 26-27.)

William Shakespeare

#14. Thou art very Trinculo indeed! How cam'st thou to be seize of this moon calf? Can he vent Trinculos?

William Shakespeare