Running Man Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 12 famous quotes and sayings about running man funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 12 Running Man Funny Quotes

#1. On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man. - Author: Jim Davidson
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#2. Every man is important if he loses his life;and every man is funny if he loses his hat and has to run after it. - Author: Gilbert K. Chesterton
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#3. There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up. - Author: Oscar Wilde
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#4. I have to just get up early and make sure I run. I'll do 40 minutes, four miles. It's not easy, but it clears my head. - Author: Lindsay Price
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#5. A green-light meeting is when the decision is made finally whether or not to make a given picture. - Author: Peter Bart
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#6. It's hard for a man to turn down sex ... if they chase us, we can't run that fast. - Author: Chris Rock
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#7. A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!" - Author: Henny Youngman
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#8. I do not find theism any more credible than materialism as a comprehensive world view. My interest is in the territory between them. - Author: Thomas Nagel
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#9. I realized that if I was going to assume the responsibility of writing about my home, I needed narrative ruthlessness. I couldn't dull the edges and fall in love with my characters and spare them. Life does not spare us. - Author: Jesmyn Ward
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#10. AMERICANISM, n. 1) The desire to purge America of all those qualities which make it a more or less tolerable place in which to live; 2) The ability to simultaneously kiss ass, follow your boss's orders, swallow a pay cut, piss in a bottle, cower in fear of job loss, and brag about your freedom. - Author: Ambrose Bierce
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#11. To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run. - Author: Milton Jones
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#12. My job is my own only land. - Author: Maxine Hong Kingston
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