Ronsons Langley Quotes

#1. How do you expect anyone to accept you if you can't accept yourself?

Dana Elmendorf

#2. the glue that seems to hold mankind in some kind of lasting stasis is everyone's desire to be useful.

John D. MacDonald

#3. Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.

Garry Shandling

#4. the public has two hopes, and Government makes two promises - many benefits and no taxes. Hopes and promises that, being contradictory, can never be realized.

Frederic Bastiat

#5. Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

Laurence J. Peter

#6. I was fascinated with her instantly. Awestruck. Enamored. Fuck, I was practically in love. I would have followed her anywhere.

Laurelin Paige

#7. Supposing a man not only deserves nothing good from you, but he has also provoked you with injustices and injuries - even this is not just cause for you to stop embracing him with affection and fulfilling your duties of love to him. He

John Calvin

#8. From a sensitive woman's heart springs the happiness of mankind, and from the kindness of her noble spirit comes mankind's affection.

Khalil Gibran

#9. Our lives are of great worth if we accept with good grace the situation Providence places us in, and go on living lovingly.

Takashi Nagai

#10. There's a lot of things to learn, starting with you'd better caution people just as the State Department cautioned people, especially those of Chinese descent, before they decide to engage in academic research in China.

Jerome A. Cohen

#11. I always thought that I might retire from any form of sexuality by the age of 40 and just become a dignified older person.

Jarvis Cocker

#12. I used to want you so bad, I'm so through with that because honestly you turned out to be the best thing I never had!

Beyonce Knowles

#13. One's only real life is the life one never leads.

Oscar Wilde