Ronson Quotes

#1. I guess this is cliche, but I'd love to work with Kanye West, Mark Ronson, Diplo.

Hoodie Allen

#2. The proverb says revenge is a dish best eaten cold, but Ronson Fast-Lite had yet to be invented when they made that one up.

Stephen King

#3. Jon Ronson makes me laugh. I've read all of his books.

Bill Hader

#4. I was sad Jon Ronson, who wrote in the Guardian and has made a TV show for Channel 4, took against me.

Jonathan King

#5. I'd been beguiled by the new technology - a toddler crawling toward a gun.

Jon Ronson

#6. I think that that spirit, or at least the raucousness of maybe that, is in there. And then yeah, like, along the way, you fine tune it 'cause you're thinking, like, OK, we need to now turn this into a song.

Mark Ronson

#7. In fact, ever since I first learned about confirmation bias, I've been seeing it everywhere.

Jon Ronson

#8. Once labeled schizophrenic the pseudopatient was stuck with that label. - DAVID ROSENHAN,

Jon Ronson

#9. The NSA is looking for terrorists. They're not getting psychosexual pleasure out of their schadenfreude about you. -

Jon Ronson

#10. Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet.

Jon Ronson

#11. They assumed the endeavor was brilliant and rational because they were brilliant and rational, and we tend to automatically assume that everybody else is basically just like us.

Jon Ronson

#12. maybe the American Psychiatric Association had a crazy desire to label all life a mental disorder. I

Jon Ronson

#13. I knew I wanted to be in music, but I didn't know my role, so I did everything from interning at Rolling Stone to writing heavy metal fanzines to playing in a high-school band, and I think all those things probably helped in a way.

Mark Ronson

#14. Sometimes the personalities at the helm of the madness industry are, with their drives and obsessions, as mad in their own way as those they study. And that relatively ordinary people are, more and more, defined by their maddest edges.

Jon Ronson

#15. Making music is a lifestyle; go to the studio and sit in front of your computer, drum machine or guitar for 10 hours a day. The good stuff will come.

Mark Ronson

#16. I wondered if sometimes the difference between a psychopath in Broadmoor and a psychopath on Wall Street was the luck of being born into a stable, rich family.

Jon Ronson

#17. Suddenly, madness was everywhere, and I was determined to learn about the impact it had on the way society evolves. I've always believed society to be a fundamentally rational thing, but what if it isn't? What if it is built on insanity?

Jon Ronson

#18. He fulfilled the bipolar checklist. See? And so they gave him some pretty heavy-duty medication. It slowed him way down, to a drooling fat kid. And they declared the meds a success." It

Jon Ronson

#19. Shameworthiness lies in the space between who we are and how we present ourselves to the world

Jon Ronson

#20. There's an old Internet adage that as soon as you compare something to the Nazis you lose the argument.

Jon Ronson

#21. brilliant and audacious as ever - a beat poet of paranoia. He

Jon Ronson

#22. Can't you see? It's incredibly interesting. Aren't you struck by how much action occurred simply because something went wrong with one man's brain? It's as if the rational world, your world, was a still pond and Petter's brain was a jagged rock thrown into it, creating odd ripples everywhere." The

Jon Ronson

#23. But with social media, we've created a stage for constant artificial high drama. Every day a new person emerges as a magnificent hero or a sickening villain.

Jon Ronson

#24. Trying to prove you're not a psychopath is even harder than trying to prove you're not mentally ill,' said Tony.

Jon Ronson

#25. It's like every time you have one of these, you're sort of - your lease is renewed another five years. And that's kind of great for me 'cause that's all I really want to be doing still at this point, like just making records and getting to work with, like, artists that I think are exciting.

Mark Ronson

#26. In our line of work the more humiliated a person is, the more viral the story tends to go. Shame can factor large in the life of a journalist - the personal avoidance of it and the professional bestowing of it onto others.

Jon Ronson

#27. I would also say you can never reduce any person to a diagnostic label.

Jon Ronson

#28. The more he told me about himself, the more leverage I had for manipulation," he told Bob's researcher. "I just kept fueling the fire; the more fuel I added to the fire, the bigger payoff for me. I was the puppet master pulling the strings." Eventually

Jon Ronson

#29. In the midst of a burning-hot shaming, calling for patience and context and understanding and empathy can really land you in trouble.

Jon Ronson

#30. There are obviously a lot of very ill people out there. But there are also people in the middle, getting overlabeled, becoming nothing more than a big splurge of madness in the minds of the people who benefit from it.

Jon Ronson

#31. I'd been DJ-ing in these clubs in N.Y. and I hated everything that was coming out. So I decided I would make it myself. People were making mash-ups or remixes, but I was extra bored, so I actually started remaking these records from scratch.

Mark Ronson

#32. We were creating a world where the smartest way to survive is to be bland.

Jon Ronson

#33. I am the neurological opposite of a psychopath, in that I feel anxious almost all the time. It must be great to not constantly feel like you've got someone living inside your face, shooting you with a mini Taser.

Jon Ronson

#34. frightening person pretending to be normal. Things

Jon Ronson

#35. In regular circumstances, 60 percent of criminal psychopaths released into the outside world go on to re-offend. What percentage of their psychopaths had? As it turned out: 80 percent. The Capsule had made the psychopaths worse.

Jon Ronson

#36. I don't know if I'd ever sing a whole album because I don't know if I'd want to hear my voice for more than three or four songs.

Mark Ronson

#37. When I asked Robert Spitzer about the possibility that he'd inadvertently created a world in which ordinary behaviours were being labelled mental disorders, he fell silent. I waited for him to answer. But the silence lasted three minutes. Finally he said, 'I don't know.

Jon Ronson

#38. Twitter wanted to become a more egalitarian justice system, but instead it became a draconian one.

Jon Ronson

#39. deciding that instant judgment was a more heroic stance than curiosity. When

Jon Ronson

#40. Bryna is convinced her children are bipolar, and I wasn't going to swoop into a stranger's home for an afternoon and tell them all they were normal.

Jon Ronson

#41. I used to be a serious sneaker addict, but I've moved on a little bit from those days.

Mark Ronson

#42. As somebody back then wrote, "Facebook is where you lie to your friends, Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers.

Jon Ronson

#43. What happened, Bob explained to us now, although we didn't need telling, was that Jack Abbott was a psychopath. He couldn't bear being disrespected. His self-worth was too grandiose for that. He couldn't control his impulses. "When

Jon Ronson

#44. Aplomb. I had managed to portray myself as a good Jew and,

Jon Ronson

#45. You have to put these hooks in it, you know? You've got to make sure you got all that ear candy in it to get it through the gate.

Mark Ronson

#46. Many kids who would have been called eccentric, different, were suddenly labeled autistic." I

Jon Ronson

#47. If you couldn't kill your adversaries, or keep them imprisoned for ever, there was surely only one option left in the Colonel Alexander canon: you change their minds.

Jon Ronson

#48. We're creating a culture where people feel constantly surveilled, where people are afraid to be themselves.

Jon Ronson

#49. In a crowd we are "microbes" infecting everyone around us, a "grain of sand amid other grains of sand, which the wind stirs up at will." We are impulsive, irritable, irrational:

Jon Ronson

#50. I'm not sure how anyone with a soul can make jokes about the passing of one of the most talented artists this generation will see.

Samantha Ronson

#51. I suppose that when shamings are delivered like remotely administered drone strikes nobody needs to think about how ferocious our collective power might be.

Jon Ronson

#52. And sometimes, I'd be allowed to be hanging out in the studio, which I just loved kind of, like, being in the room with these big recording desks, with all these, like, buttons and knobs and watching the guys use them.

Mark Ronson

#53. Twitter hates tabloids, but Twitter is constantly acting like a tabloid, repeating the mistakes of the things we're hoping to better.

Jon Ronson

#54. I think Katy B encapsulates young London in a way I never could. She reps London harder than anyone song-wise since Lily Allen.

Mark Ronson

#55. Please ejaculate", I silently urged the man, "so I can go to sleep". (In this way I imagine I was like millions of women before me

Jon Ronson

#56. He said ... Everyone's attention span is so short. They'll be mad about something new today.

Jon Ronson

#57. I made my name and reputation DJing in hip-hop clubs in New York. 'Celebrity DJ' is a term that I hated. To me a celebrity DJ is someone that's on 'Big Brother' or in some kind of B-movie who gets a gig to DJ even though they're not talented enough to do it.

Mark Ronson

#58. I remembered those psychologists who said psychopaths made the world go around. They meant it: society was, they claimed, an expression of that particular sort of madness.

Jon Ronson

#59. Trying to solve the mystery is what I enjoy most about writing.

Jon Ronson

#60. It's not a good idea to define the boundaries of normality by tearing apart people who are outside of it.

Jon Ronson

#61. Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!

Jon Ronson

#62. I'd be saying, 'No, I'm so not a DJ, I'm a producer.' But no matter how much faith you may have in yourself, until you have a hit you can't really run around telling everyone you're a producer.

Mark Ronson

#63. I was never really a writer, I was always more of a performer.

Mick Ronson

#64. They can't shit on us," said Alex. "That's really what I'm saying. You can't shit on us anymore." There was a silence. "I just want them to stop shitting on us," said Alex. "OK," I said. "Sorry.

Jon Ronson

#65. The justice system in the West has a lot of problems," Poe said, "but at least there are rules. You have basic rights as the accused. You have your day in court. You don't have any rights when you're accused on the Internet. And the consequences are worse. It's worldwide forever.

Jon Ronson

#66. name. It was truly a revolution in psychiatry, and a gold rush for drug companies, who suddenly had hundreds of new disorders they could invent medications for, millions of new patients they could treat. "The

Jon Ronson

#67. There is no evidence that we've been placed on this planet to be especially happy or especially normal. And in fact our unhappiness and our strangeness, our anxieties and compulsions, those least fashionable aspects of our personalities, are quite often what lead us to do rather interesting things.

Jon Ronson

#68. We see ourselves as nonconformist, but I think all of this is creating a more conformist, conservative age.

Jon Ronson

#69. Of course there are people who would like to eat breakfast without the screams of toddlers all around them, but those people should get over themselves and stop being stuck up and idiotic.

Jon Ronson

#70. Scattered throughout the week were a surprising number of speeches about how we may be killed by undocumented immigrants driving drunk. I

Jon Ronson

#71. if you get between the lawyer and his goal, you're going to get hurt.

Jon Ronson

#72. At what point does querying diagnostic criteria tip over into mocking the unusual symptoms of people in very real distress?

Jon Ronson

#73. The Americans have always been better than the Iraqis at the leaflets. Early on in the first Gulf War, Iraqi PsyOps dropped a batch of their own leaflets on US troops, designed to be psychologically devastating. They read, 'Your wives are back at home having sex with Bart Simpson and Burt Reynolds.

Jon Ronson

#74. That's what I Am a Strange Loop is about," said Deborah. "It's about how we spend our lives self-referencing, over and over, in a kind of strange loop.

Jon Ronson

#75. Be patient and curious instead of instantly judgemental.

Jon Ronson

#76. Google has the informal corporate motto of "don't be evil", but they make money when anything happens online, even the bad stuff.' In

Jon Ronson

#77. I like to go out, but sometimes it's nice to stay cozy at home, watching movies or TV, especially early in the week.

Charlotte Ronson

#78. Most goat-related military activity is still highly classified.

Jon Ronson

#79. A 'GQ' award is kind of, like, insane. It's a huge thing.

Mark Ronson

#80. I hadn't realized what a collage of mental disorders my whole life has been,

Jon Ronson

#81. I told a journalist that Dave seemed quite psychopathic (I didn't know a thing about psychopaths but I assumed that that was the sort of thing they might do).

Jon Ronson

#82. I think I have an inherent modest level of stress, but I'm only super-aware of it when it goes away, when I'm on holiday and I think, 'Oh this feels pretty good.'

Mark Ronson

#83. We are defining the boundaries of normality by tearing apart the people outside it.

Jon Ronson

#84. Others took exception to being forced to wear little-girl-type dresses (a psychopath-devised punishment for noncooperation in the program).

Jon Ronson

#85. We aren't all good people just trying to do good. Some of us are psychopaths. And psychopaths are to blame for this brutal, mis-shapen society.

Jon Ronson

#86. Bad liars always think they're good at it. (quoting Michael Moynihan)

Jon Ronson

#87. And in fact our unhappiness and our strangeness, our anxieties and compulsions, those least fashionable aspects of our personalities, are quite often what lead us to do rather interesting things. He

Jon Ronson

#88. What a brilliant cover story. In a success-obsessed society like this one, what's the best rock to hide something under? It's the rock called failure.

Jon Ronson

#89. I vaguely remember in the '90s when Calvin Klein started making unisex CK1. Don't worry about whether it's made for men or women. Listen, we all like to put mum's clothes on sometimes. What's important is that it feels right for you.

Mark Ronson

#90. Is Obama satanic?" he asked me. I was grateful for the conversation starter - I consider anything that staves off social awkwardness to be a blessing - but I couldn't lie.

Jon Ronson

#91. One man was saying, 'It cost me a new SUV for my wife,'" Andrew said. "Another said, 'It cost me a cruise to the Bahamas and a new kitchen.' Everyone was laughing.

Jon Ronson

#92. The self-esteem of psychiatry got very low as a result of it. It had never really been accepted as part of medicine because the diagnoses were so unreliable, and the Rosenhan experiment confirmed it." Spitzer's

Jon Ronson

#93. I never had that wicked stepmother or evil stepfather thing at all. I'm very close to both step-parents and I consider them to be my parents, too.

Mark Ronson

#94. I have panicked unnecessarily in all four corners of the globe.

Jon Ronson

#95. I really love something about being around the recording studios - you know, like, those days in the '80s they'd be, like, in the studio 'til 4, 5, 6 in the morning working on these songs.

Mark Ronson

#96. The biggest lie," he said, "is, The Internet is about you." We like to think of ourselves as people who have choice and taste and personalized content. But the Internet isn't about us. It's about the companies that dominate the data flows of the Internet." Now

Jon Ronson

#97. We have to think about what level of mercilessness we feel comfortable with.

Jon Ronson

#98. For all our mythologizing, the margins can be painful and some people are there because they have no choice.

Jon Ronson

#99. The UFO community?" I said. "Why would government spies want to infiltrate that?" "Oh, Jon," said Steven. "Don't be naive.

Jon Ronson

#100. At first, I did stories on people who were maybe just eccentric. Omar was a natural progression from that.

Jon Ronson