Rolls Royce Funny Quotes

#1. All that is carried along by the stream's silvery cascade, rhythmically falling from the mountain, carried by its own current
carried where?

Pope John Paul II

#2. Passion goes, Boredom remains.

Coco Chanel

#3. It is difficult to understand why I am so famous. I never thought I wanted to be an actress. I never thought about it. I think it is my destiny to be in this business.

Li Bingbing

#4. Friendship is usually treated ... as a tough ... thing which will survive all manner of bad treatment. But this is an exceedingly great and foolish error; it may die in an hour of a single unwise word ...

Ouida

#5. I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here?

Ryan Lilly

#6. The moment for action has arrived, and I know that I can trust in you to save our country.

George B. McClellan

#7. I've had a lot of majors where I didn't play well until the last round. Keep yourself in contention; that's the name of the game. I usually ended up shooting a good round and all of a sudden, somehow, I won.

Jack Nicklaus

#8. I'm thinking we get you a couple of chunky rings, maybe a do-rag and a cutlass, and we can play capture-the-pirate later.

Kristen Callihan

#9. Their highs are too low and their lows are too high.

Dan John

#10. The sun is our father, the earth is our mother. And God is a myth destroying our family.

Steve Fowler

#11. She said you'd come and I swore to eat your heart.

Catherynne M Valente

#12. As an actor, you're always worried about getting stuck on a show that's not good because working actors need the paycheck. So being cast on a regular procedural, where everything gets wrapped up by the end of the episode, was always a fear of mine because that doesn't really test you as an actor.

Manny Montana

#13. God isn't a talent scout looking for someone who is "good enough" or "strong enough." He is looking for someone with a heart set on Him, and He will do the rest.

Vance Havner