Rodney Dangerfield Psychiatrist Quotes

#1. I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Rodney Dangerfield

#2. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

Rodney Dangerfield

#3. I moved away when I was young, when I was about 19. I'd literally come from an area with dirt roads and stuff like that, right to the centre of a city of about five million people. It's been great. I'm based in New York, and every day, it's amazing.

Diego Klattenhoff

#4. Criticism is easier to take when you realize that the only people who aren't criticized are those who don't take risks.

Robert Kiyosaki

#5. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

Rodney Dangerfield

#6. With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

Rodney Dangerfield

#7. The knowledge of faith consists in assurance rather than in comprehension ... We add the words "sure and firm" in order to express a more solid constancy of persuasion.

John Calvin

#8. Many scammers are only using personal checks for payment because they can take the money and run.

Matthew Lesko

#9. What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.

Rodney Dangerfield

#10. It's mean to make fun of anybody for the way they look.

Shenae Grimes

#11. Money isn't everything. Do you get married because of money? Do you have kids because of money?

Walter Payton

#12. She outpaced Severn. Whole years of her life had been narrowly defined by the fact that she couldn't even keep up.

Michelle Sagara

#13. Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance.

Rodney Dangerfield